What's that you say? Today is Saturday?

[Deevil]

Usually our dogs wake Mr Devil up at the crack of dawn wanting to go out. But either they let him sleep in yesterday, or he was able to fall back asleep for once, because he was dead to the world when I woke up. Since all I had planned was housework, I decided to just lay in bed and read until he woke up so I didn't disturb him. He finally woke up around 10:30, threw on a pair of sweats and when out on the porch. I figured he was checking to see if the mail had came yet and didn't give it a second thought. A few minutes later, I went downstairs to ask him what he wanted for his breakfast and caught the end of a phone call he made to the "Weird Herald"...he woke up thinking it was Sunday and was calling to tell them he didn't get the newspaper. He was quite embarrassed when the person said it was only Saturday.

[mathnerd]

I cannot go to school today
Said little Peggy Ann McKay
I have the measles and the mumps
A gash a rash and purple bumps
My mouth is wet, my throat is dry
I'm going blind in my right eye...
...What? What's that you say?
You say today is Saturday?
Goodbye, I'm going out to play


Shel Silverstein

The first thing that came to mind when I saw the thread title. To avoid any issues with copyrights, I quoted just the first few and last few lines. The rest of the poem is hysterical, where there little girl lists just about every ailment under the sun before she gets to that last bit.

[Seanette]

I don't have the same schedule any two days, so I basically have no sense of time without asking someone or consulting a calendar.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I don't have the same schedule any two days, so I basically have no sense of time without asking someone or consulting a calendar.

I lose track of what day of the month it is, especially on Mondays (as i'm usually off on Saturday and Sunday) and will look at my phone to remind myself.

And I forgot to flip my calendar over that hangs on the wall near the computer station and one of the vendors pointed it out the other day. I laughed it off and just left it on May anyways (maybe I'm subconsciously trying to make time stand still? Who knows.)