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    I drive my muscle car at work at times, and I park it close. I have done this for a while and most regulars know its mine, or correctly assume its mine (yes, oldest in the store).

    Where does the brain burp come in?

    When I get asked if I owned it since new,

    Yes, I gave up the overpriced baby formula, peeped only when I pooped and only pooped when really necessary. I invested all those $$ savings in the bull market. Took my gain and walked into the dealership at the ripe old age of THREE and bought it cash.
    Last edited by Josh; 07-15-2015, 06:47 AM.
    “The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser men so full of doubts.”
    ― Bertrand Russell

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    I do so know that feeling.
    Case 1: One customer (old guy) spoke about years of war in Finland (1939 - 1944) and end it to :"You have been so little then, you wouldn't remember."
    Excuse me? Do I really look so old? I'd like to say it as a brainburb, because I was born twenty years AFTER that time. Otherwise...
    Case 2: Told some customer that I had a MRI when I was a teen. (Does MRI always mean imaging of head? Anyhow, they took a look to my head and found nothing )
    This older gentleman made point to ask if there were any MRI instruments at all when I was teen.
    *Oh why yes there was, and you know, the hardest part of the operation was when I had to add wood to steam engine that takes pictures whilst keeping my head still...*

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    • #3
      The first MRI was done in 1977.
      "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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      • #4
        "Cradle Cash"?

        Is that like Bra Bucks?
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        • #5
          Quoth dalesys View Post
          "Cradle Cash"?

          Is that like Bra Bucks?
          Money you spend the first time you're in the cradle. Back when seeing a bra meant (usually) suppertime.
          "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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          • #6
            Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
            Money you spend the first time you're in the cradle. Back when seeing a bra meant (usually) suppertime.
            Here and I thought it was a customer keeping their money in the baby's diaper.
            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
            Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
            Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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            • #7
              Quoth dalesys View Post
              Here and I thought it was a customer keeping their money in the baby's diaper.
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              • #8
                Quoth Web_Pict View Post
                Case 2: Told some customer that I had a MRI when I was a teen. (Does MRI always mean imaging of head? Anyhow, they took a look to my head and found nothing )
                No, MRI can be done of any body part as needed. I've had my back done.
                Life: Reality TV for deities. - dalesys

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                • #9
                  Quoth Web_Pict View Post
                  I do so know that feeling.
                  Case 1: One customer (old guy) spoke about years of war in Finland (1939 - 1944) and end it to :"You have been so little then, you wouldn't remember."
                  Excuse me? Do I really look so old? I'd like to say it as a brainburb, because I was born twenty years AFTER that time. Otherwise...
                  Case 2: Told some customer that I had a MRI when I was a teen. (Does MRI always mean imaging of head? Anyhow, they took a look to my head and found nothing )
                  This older gentleman made point to ask if there were any MRI instruments at all when I was teen.
                  *Oh why yes there was, and you know, the hardest part of the operation was when I had to add wood to steam engine that takes pictures whilst keeping my head still...*
                  at your last sentence.
                  "Imagine that. Human souls, trapped like flies in the World Wide Web, stuck forever, crying out for help."-The Doctor
                  "Isn't that basically Twitter?"-Clara

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