These are not actual sucky customers, more “failure to launch” in the thinking department, if you follow me. I just get them really a lot. So that’s why I put them here, in the Burp section, they are more amusing than truly irritating. Some are things we've probably all done at some point. Feel free to add to the list~
It was in my blind spot!
- Yes, we do have price checkers. We’ve had them for about 10 months. There are three of them and they have giant signs which are highly visible.
- Yes, we have ornaments. You walked past them to get to me. The first 4-5 aisles of the store are Christmas.
- The bathroom is directly behind you.
Because math.
- Circumference equals pie r squared. Yes, it does. No, you really do need that much trim. Okay, I’ll sell you less, but it won’t be enough.
- A yard is not a meter, it is smaller. I can sell you a meter, which is 40” (it’s 39 point something, so we round up). Yes, I can do that. How? Well, I type 1.111 (one yard four inches) into my handheld. Then 1.111 is multiplied by the price per yard. Maybe I’m not explaining it well. Let me show you on your cutting slip. No, it won’t say meter. Because we still price per yard. Yes, you bought a meter. (Serious, I don’t know how to explain this better, I am open to suggestions)
- We don’t do square yards. We do linear yards. Don’t give me a look because I can’t automatically figure how much fabric you need when all your measurements are in square yards.
More math. Aka: at least you’re trying.
- *customer points at yardstick* Is this a yard? Yes. It is a yard.
- .25 equals a quarter of a yard.
- There are no “regular sized” windows. I know some commonly sold sizes of pre-made curtains. But I will absolutely not guess and randomly sell you fabric.
- How much fabric should you buy to make a queen sized quilt? Um, we have tons of patterns, you don’t have to buy the pattern, just take a peak at the yardage. Please do that. No, don’t repeat the question with the word “simple” in front of quilt. It doesn’t work that way.
Speak friend and enter.
- Uh-oh, you’re walking really fast, I wonder if you’re going to try to come in… Yup. Now you’re glaring at the doors. Maybe turn your head slightly to the right. The store hours are posted there. Oh, you’re reading our holiday hours, which are posted to the left. But… It’s not a holiday. We only have special hours on Christmas Eve, New Year’s, etc. I know having our regular hours and our holiday hours on different sides might cause a slight hiccup, but the doors not opening should be a clue here.
- Hey, you’re distracted talking on your cell phone, are you going to nearly walk into our doors? Again, yup!
- We open at 9. Nope, the company chose not to open early this year. *repeat half a dozen times per day* Honestly, we got hardly any shoppers during that extra hour, and now everyone is butt hurt about not opening until 9?
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