Clueless, yet so delicate

[Josh]

I am soooooo sorry I hurt your feelings

Dude, How was I to know you were seriously asking if we sold 'X' when you were leaning on the counter, and had to move a pile of 'X' to lean more comfortably? or the fact we had 8' linear feet of 'X' 4' to my left, in a very distinctive packaging btw. in your line of sight?

My caring, though, is somewhat diminished by my amazement you have made it alive this far in life (around 25 yrs!!).

keep on trucking dude, hope to see you again (without any sort of body cast) promise to be more sensitive to your feelings.

[AccountingDrone]

Sheesh ... I have had occasional brainfarts where I am standing next to something and asking about it, but at least I have the grace to blush bright red and apologize for being blind...

[taxguykarl]

Yes, but then you aren't an SC, AD.

[Nunavut Pants]

On more than one occasion, I have asked questions about something while standing right next to a large sign answering said questions.

My usual response is to point at the sign, and say--"Gee, someone should put a sign there! That was everyone but a total idiot could read the answer for themselves!"