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  • Bye Irv

    We just hired a couple new cashiers. Training is somewhat lacking, and one of them may be a bit daffy.

    Me, answering that fucking carryout phone I always get shackled to WHY GOD WHY: Hello.
    New cashier: Yeah, I have a carryout. It's a dining set, the (name of dining set) set.
    Me: Okay, do you have the SKU?
    NC: Thanks, bye! *click* *dial tone*

    I had to call the service desk to find out where new cashier was stationed so I could dial her extension and explain I need either the SKU or UPC of an item to find its backstock location.
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  • #2
    My guess is that she expected you to waste time (yours and the customer's) and energy to come up front and ask her in person. What a twit.
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    • #3
      Or they assumed that everything is organized by set/item name, and the SKUs are just for the register's benefit...
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      • #4
        No, she expects that Irv "just knows"; what, like it's hard to remember the name of every individual piece on sale?
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        • #5
          I'd have thought that it was organized by set name, probably.

          ...I mean, I know now, after having been a cashier for nearly three years (a long time ago), that that's not how these things work, but when I was new I might not have known.
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