So a guest the other day lost her car keys. Security searched all over for it. They tore apart the room. They called a locksmith to get into the car to make sure they didn't lock the car keys in there. No keys were to be found,. The guest was distraught. They couldn't go home, so I got them a good deal on a room for an extra night.
An hour after they had resigned themselves to staying an extra day, the guest came down waving her car keys at me.
They were in her purse the entire time.
They'd gotten caught in the bottom corner of her purse. She swore she'd gone through it thrice.
I submit this as evidence that all purses indeed have black holes in the bottom that suck items to other dimensions.
An hour after they had resigned themselves to staying an extra day, the guest came down waving her car keys at me.
They were in her purse the entire time.
They'd gotten caught in the bottom corner of her purse. She swore she'd gone through it thrice.
I submit this as evidence that all purses indeed have black holes in the bottom that suck items to other dimensions.
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