I get called up to the front, with that dreaded "MANAGER to the front" call. I know this isn't gonna be good
There is a "sweet young thing" standing there looking at me all confused Now I don't normally judge based on looks, but this one ... she had on a midriff top - get that in your mind for a minute, with No Lie about 20 pounds hanging out under the midriff. And the biggest nose ring I have ever seen - I'm not talking a cute little stud, she had a ring that I've normally seen worn in the ear :/
SYT: "Hi I was up here last night and talked to the girl and she told me you only have to be 16 to work here and I have to fill out an application online." NOTE: I typed this all out so you could read it, but she said it as one sentence.
As in, "HiIwasupherelastnightandtalkedtothegirlandshetold meyouonlyhavetobe16toworkhereandIhavetofilloutaapp licationonline."
Me: "Yes?"
SYT: "Well I couldn't find it!"
Me: <sighing to myself> "It's on <redacted>.com."
SYT: "Yeah I went there, but I couldn't find it. Was it under Careers????"
Me: "Yes. Have a good day." ANNNNNNNNND I walk away
So here are the questions:
A) Will she EVER find the application? B) Will she be able to fill it out? C) If she does, will she be able to pass the skills test? D) Will Lassie save Timmy from the well? (Bonus points if you're old enough to remember that show) and MOST importantly .... E) Is there any chance in HECK she's gonna get hired????
Don't cheat - pick only one answer
There is a "sweet young thing" standing there looking at me all confused Now I don't normally judge based on looks, but this one ... she had on a midriff top - get that in your mind for a minute, with No Lie about 20 pounds hanging out under the midriff. And the biggest nose ring I have ever seen - I'm not talking a cute little stud, she had a ring that I've normally seen worn in the ear :/
SYT: "Hi I was up here last night and talked to the girl and she told me you only have to be 16 to work here and I have to fill out an application online." NOTE: I typed this all out so you could read it, but she said it as one sentence.
As in, "HiIwasupherelastnightandtalkedtothegirlandshetold meyouonlyhavetobe16toworkhereandIhavetofilloutaapp licationonline."
Me: "Yes?"
SYT: "Well I couldn't find it!"
Me: <sighing to myself> "It's on <redacted>.com."
SYT: "Yeah I went there, but I couldn't find it. Was it under Careers????"
Me: "Yes. Have a good day." ANNNNNNNNND I walk away
So here are the questions:
A) Will she EVER find the application? B) Will she be able to fill it out? C) If she does, will she be able to pass the skills test? D) Will Lassie save Timmy from the well? (Bonus points if you're old enough to remember that show) and MOST importantly .... E) Is there any chance in HECK she's gonna get hired????
Don't cheat - pick only one answer
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