Make sure you're not drinking or eating anything as you read this as I don't want you to choke or kill your computer with moisture.
You're welcome.
Any who, the story starts as it always does, a motor club calls us for a lockout. As a good little dispatcher drone, I pick a driver and send him on his blissfully unaware way to the land of confusion.
The call is a Lockout. This means usually either the FOB isn't working to open the car or they don't have their keys. Where are they you ask? On the moon, in a river, lost in Winterfell...up Grandma's skirt. Who knows?
The driver arrives onscene, tells me so then hangs up. Do do do ..typing away doing nothing then ...GASP! The phone rings.
"Uh, we have a problem. They're standing here with the keys in hand, " said our perplexed driver.
Remember, I said no eating or drinking.
"So, what's the issue then? FOB not working..oh wait this car is a 90's model. No FOB?,' asked our daring dispatcher.
"Oh the keys work fine as she used them to open the door for me to show me the problem. You see, she owns 'The Club' and lost the key to unlock it," spke with the most amount of confusion a 23 year old could muster.
THE CLUB
Unfortunately, we could not help the owner of this antique anti-theft system which she stated she had since it came out. The reason being also the reason why it's not sold with much gusto anymore because to remove it would be to either saw it off or saw through her steering wheel (which anyone including car thieves can do). She'd have to be towed
If you've stayed with me this long just wait, the best is yet to come. She sighed heavily, told the driver she would call her friend who was 30 mins away to get her spare she kept in her house, and wait. The driver bid her farewell but not before she let out this little gem:
She usually kept the key in the cupholder IN THE CAR while she used the club to lock up to go to her errands and didn't know why it wasn't still in there.
This is why we are here. To save people like her.
You're welcome.
Any who, the story starts as it always does, a motor club calls us for a lockout. As a good little dispatcher drone, I pick a driver and send him on his blissfully unaware way to the land of confusion.
The call is a Lockout. This means usually either the FOB isn't working to open the car or they don't have their keys. Where are they you ask? On the moon, in a river, lost in Winterfell...up Grandma's skirt. Who knows?
The driver arrives onscene, tells me so then hangs up. Do do do ..typing away doing nothing then ...GASP! The phone rings.
"Uh, we have a problem. They're standing here with the keys in hand, " said our perplexed driver.
Remember, I said no eating or drinking.
"So, what's the issue then? FOB not working..oh wait this car is a 90's model. No FOB?,' asked our daring dispatcher.
"Oh the keys work fine as she used them to open the door for me to show me the problem. You see, she owns 'The Club' and lost the key to unlock it," spke with the most amount of confusion a 23 year old could muster.
THE CLUB
Unfortunately, we could not help the owner of this antique anti-theft system which she stated she had since it came out. The reason being also the reason why it's not sold with much gusto anymore because to remove it would be to either saw it off or saw through her steering wheel (which anyone including car thieves can do). She'd have to be towed
If you've stayed with me this long just wait, the best is yet to come. She sighed heavily, told the driver she would call her friend who was 30 mins away to get her spare she kept in her house, and wait. The driver bid her farewell but not before she let out this little gem:
She usually kept the key in the cupholder IN THE CAR while she used the club to lock up to go to her errands and didn't know why it wasn't still in there.
This is why we are here. To save people like her.
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