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... you grab your drink from among a clutter of staff drinks in the backroom and take a hearty slug ...
... and then realize THAT WASN'T YOUR DRINK ...
... and then realize THAT WASN'T YOUR DRINK ...
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Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
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Followed immediately by the twin thoughts of "What do I do now? Put it back and hope they don't notice?" and "I hope they don't have anything catching."You're only delaying the inevitable, you run at your own expense. The repo man gets paid to chase you. ~Argabarga -
Difficult to pull off when the light brown decoction is neither coffee latte nor chocolate milk but...Quoth Kittish View Post
root beer & milk!
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It was ice-cold and it had started life as a hot drink, so I'm not even sure the correct owner remembered it was there (or was even in the store anymore).
I opted to quietly put it back ...
dalesys: root beer and milk?!?
It was a day of brain burps. It started with me lollygagging at my computer around 11:30 a.m. when the phone rang. It was The Mothership boss.
"Didn't you trade shifts with [Coworker] today? Aren't you supposed to be here now?"
I've slacked off on writing my shifts (and changes) on the big calendar in the kitchen, so yeah ... I totally forgot.Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
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Family tradition. Mix half RB and half M. Kind of like a melted root beer float without the glutinous texture of melted ice cream. Commercially available!Quoth Pixelated View Post...dalesys: root beer and milk?!?...I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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I've never heard of that. I'll give it a try sometime.
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~ Mr HeroComment
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Uh, oh. Hope you don't get in trouble for that.Quoth Pixelated View PostIt was a day of brain burps. It started with me lollygagging at my computer around 11:30 a.m. when the phone rang. It was The Mothership boss.
"Didn't you trade shifts with [Coworker] today? Aren't you supposed to be here now?"
I've slacked off on writing my shifts (and changes) on the big calendar in the kitchen, so yeah ... I totally forgot.Comment
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Well, Bossman certainly wasn't happy ... but I got there in record time, and then rushed around like the proverbial chicken with its head cut off when I got there, cleaning this and refilling that and emptying the other, so I think I managed to redeem myself.
Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
~ Mr HeroComment
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You're luck it wasn't Pepsi and milk.Figers are vicious I tell ya. They crawl up your leg and steal your belly button lint.
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That sounds DISGUSTING.
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~ Mr HeroComment
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or a coworkers chaw recepticalQuoth Cia View Post
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Ye gods!!!Quoth SteeleDragon78 View Postor a coworkers chaw receptical
Chewing 'baccy isn't much of a "thing" here, as far as I know, but yeah ... that would've been gross beyond words.Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
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Bad things can happen when you don't watch what you drink. As in this classic example."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."Comment
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That was Laverne's drink of choice on the old TV show Laverne & Shirley. Made me shudder every time she'd mix up a glass of it. And I agree, it sounds disgusting.Quoth Cia View PostYou're only delaying the inevitable, you run at your own expense. The repo man gets paid to chase you. ~ArgabargaComment
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Time to re-view inputs... Everything I've et in the last week or so...Quoth SteeleDragon78 View Postor a coworkers chaw receptical
That sucking noise is my rear end looking for what it left somewhere...I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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