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So. As those wo know me are already aware. I don't like racist assholes...and I have a lot of sass. Which in this case, probably shouldn't have been released on poor drug addled asshole minds. But no regrets honestly.
So we had the typical high as a kite belligerent asshole of a 'customer', and by 'customer' I mean the kind that loads their pockets with stuff but pays for maybe a chocolate bar. He refused to leave and decied to eat his stolen shit in the store so i understandably called the cops. I dont make enough for someone to insult me, wreck the store, and prevent paying customers from walking through the door.
Cops respond in due time. A lovely pair of rather fit men that i will admit to doing a little oggling. One of which was black. Of course this POS customer decides to add racist slurs to his list of crap coming out his mouth. One of which is when he called me a -word I won't even type here- lover. Which I decided to respond without thought "Well, I suppose there's a reason big black dick is one of the most searched terms on pornhub" and winked at the poor officer who couldn't hold it in and just started laughing his ass off. Good thing he had a partner who, even if he couldn't keep a straight face, could at least remain standing to put him in cuffs. And it shut the bastard up too so bonus. Yeah, I don't know what I'm going to say when they check the cameras and see a 6ft tall cop on the ground trying to be the first to laugh themselves to death.
So we had the typical high as a kite belligerent asshole of a 'customer', and by 'customer' I mean the kind that loads their pockets with stuff but pays for maybe a chocolate bar. He refused to leave and decied to eat his stolen shit in the store so i understandably called the cops. I dont make enough for someone to insult me, wreck the store, and prevent paying customers from walking through the door.
Cops respond in due time. A lovely pair of rather fit men that i will admit to doing a little oggling. One of which was black. Of course this POS customer decides to add racist slurs to his list of crap coming out his mouth. One of which is when he called me a -word I won't even type here- lover. Which I decided to respond without thought "Well, I suppose there's a reason big black dick is one of the most searched terms on pornhub" and winked at the poor officer who couldn't hold it in and just started laughing his ass off. Good thing he had a partner who, even if he couldn't keep a straight face, could at least remain standing to put him in cuffs. And it shut the bastard up too so bonus. Yeah, I don't know what I'm going to say when they check the cameras and see a 6ft tall cop on the ground trying to be the first to laugh themselves to death.
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