This isn't really a SUCKY customer, just something I want to vent about.
Dear Asswipe Lady:
Yes, you are in a hotel. Yes, you will sleep here tonight. You may even call this your home away from home for the next three days.
However, the LOBBY is NOT your own private room. The lampshades are not there for you to inspect. In fact, your mere presence in this room for the past HOUR baffles me.
There is one thing you MUST realize: MY TEXTBOOK is NOT YOUR PROPERTY. It is NOT HOTEL PROPERTY. It is MY PERSONAL PROPERTY.
Do not reach over the desk and pick it up.
Do not flip through it.
DO freaking NOT pick up my notebook and read through my midterm answers.
It is NONE of your business.
You have gone out of your way to look into my personal belongings. Therefore, I am going out of MY way to pray to whatever deity is out there that housekeeping finds you maimed in your room tomorrow.
Sincerely,
Raydran At The Hotel You Think Is Way Too Overpriced
*seethes*
I have a HUGE issue with strangers touching my stuff. Can you tell?
Dear Asswipe Lady:
Yes, you are in a hotel. Yes, you will sleep here tonight. You may even call this your home away from home for the next three days.
However, the LOBBY is NOT your own private room. The lampshades are not there for you to inspect. In fact, your mere presence in this room for the past HOUR baffles me.
There is one thing you MUST realize: MY TEXTBOOK is NOT YOUR PROPERTY. It is NOT HOTEL PROPERTY. It is MY PERSONAL PROPERTY.
Do not reach over the desk and pick it up.
Do not flip through it.
DO freaking NOT pick up my notebook and read through my midterm answers.
It is NONE of your business.
You have gone out of your way to look into my personal belongings. Therefore, I am going out of MY way to pray to whatever deity is out there that housekeeping finds you maimed in your room tomorrow.
Sincerely,
Raydran At The Hotel You Think Is Way Too Overpriced
*seethes*
I have a HUGE issue with strangers touching my stuff. Can you tell?
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