...that I have to keep a straight face and answer as if their question were something not easily answered. Keep in mind, I work in at OfficeMax, which is an office supply store for those who might not know.
If I hadn't been on this site and I haven't worked in a position dealing with the public, I would think these questions weren't real. But these were some that I got this past week.
"Do you sell printer ink?" Nope. The whole wall of it you're standing next to is just to make it look like we do.
"Do you have paper clips?" Nope. Paperclips have been banned.
"Do you sell stapler refill staples?" Nope. You have to buy a whole new stapler that comes with one small strip.
"Do you sell printer paper?" Nope. We sell trees that you have to make your own paper with.
"Do you know where the pens/index cards/jump drives/blank CD's/'other misc products' are?" No, I only work here. I don't know where anything is.
If I hadn't been on this site and I haven't worked in a position dealing with the public, I would think these questions weren't real. But these were some that I got this past week.
"Do you sell printer ink?" Nope. The whole wall of it you're standing next to is just to make it look like we do.
"Do you have paper clips?" Nope. Paperclips have been banned.
"Do you sell stapler refill staples?" Nope. You have to buy a whole new stapler that comes with one small strip.
"Do you sell printer paper?" Nope. We sell trees that you have to make your own paper with.
"Do you know where the pens/index cards/jump drives/blank CD's/'other misc products' are?" No, I only work here. I don't know where anything is.
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