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  • #31
    I say it's how you know it's time for a vacation...

    Once, I put two DVDs into the tray of my DVD player...then I wondered why the tray wouldn't open...until my BF pried it open...and took both discs out.

    Miraculously it still works after that.

    (and yes, I got time off of work when I told my manager that)
    I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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    • #32
      Hmmm...


      Looked everywhere for my cell phone while talking on it? Check

      Freaked out about finding my car keys while inside my running car? Check

      Constantly reaching up to adjust the glasses I am not wearing? Check

      And once, back when I delivered pizza, I sat at a stop sign on a residential street for probably five minutes, until I realized it wouldn't be turning green.
      Let it go... Daisy, let it go... Open up your fist
      This fallen world... Doesn't hold your interest...
      Doesn't hold your soul... Daisy, let it go
      -Switchfoot

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      • #33
        Yesterday I nearly forgot my glasses. Got as far as the car before I realised, so I had to go back upstairs and inside and find them.

        I don't need them all the time, but it's a condition of my license that I wear them when driving.

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        • #34
          today, i lost my cell phone in one foot by one foot by one foot box with nothing else in it..
          They say crime doesn't pay. That must mean what I'm doing at work is illegal.

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