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  • #1

    Okay.. Just HOW closely related were your parents???

    I am just DUMBFOUNDED...

    I've stopped thinking that I've "seen it all" ... The capacity for people to surprise even *MY* jaded sensibilities is neverending...

    BUT WHO BRINGS A LOADED SHOTGUN TO THE AIRPORT ?!?!?

    Guy is going Bass fishing in Alaska.. no problem..
    Guy hears that Grizzly bears get a little "aggressive" during spawning season.. SLIGHT problem...
    GUY TAKES LOADED SHOTGUN WITH HIM IN HIS CARRY-ON LUGGAGE AND TRIES TO GO THROUGH SECURITY!!

    yah..

    problem


    If I could upload the video file without breaking federal law.. you guys would be ROLLING!!! The look of cluelessness on this guy's face..

    No audio, but he's clearly and contnually asking.. "WHAT ? WHAAAT?!? You're kidding!!! You're WHAT?!?! WHAT?!?!"

    Then the Po-Po came and took him away..

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    Hmm now if you make the video look like a passenger filmed it.....
    Crono: sounds like the machine update became a clusterf*ck..
    pedersen: No. A clusterf*ck involves at least one pleasurable thing (the orgasm at the end).

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    • #3
      Surveilance video.. KIIIINNDA telling where it came from..

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      • #4
        Why was it loaded in the suitcase? Did he think the bears would be waiting for him at the airport?
        How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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        • #5
          :raised eyebrow:

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          Unseen but seeing
          oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
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          • #6
            that is just...wow good question about how related this guy's parents were. If they don't allow certain fluids, clippers, pocket knives....why would they ever allow even a unloaded shotgun??? Wow. fail.

            Yeah buddy...cuz people can't hyjack planes with a loaded shotgun. der.

            Perhaps he had other motives...
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            • #7
              Quoth thehippie777 View Post
              Perhaps he had other motives...
              Doubtful. Sounds like the move of a total moron.

              Now, someone trying to slip a polymer & ceramic pistol past security in scattered pieces...
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              • #8
                Quoth Soulstealer View Post
                Why was it loaded in the suitcase? Did he think the bears would be waiting for him at the airport?
                the airport in fairbanks has some stuffed ones, but they're not much of a threat

                he didn't stop to think to read the part about all firearms must be unloaded in a case with a key lock that only you have the key to with the ammunition in a separate case?

                Yeah buddy...cuz people can't hyjack planes with a loaded shotgun. der.
                actually, they'd probably need explosives to get into the cockpit, there's no way in hell any flight attendant would get the door open, even if they can, and they'd have more passengers fighting them than ammo their shotgun can hold, who all know they're dead if they don't kill the psycho. anyone who could get one onto a plane knows that it'd be suicide without even serving the intended purpose
                Last edited by nomorecarts; 11-12-2008, 10:53 AM.

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                • #9
                  Quoth thehippie777 View Post
                  that is just...wow good question about how related this guy's parents were. If they don't allow certain fluids, clippers, pocket knives....why would they ever allow even a unloaded shotgun??? Wow. fail.

                  Yeah buddy...cuz people can't hyjack planes with a loaded shotgun. der.

                  Perhaps he had other motives...
                  They don't even allow hockey sticks any more.
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                  • #10
                    This reminds me of an ep. of Beverly Hill Billies where Jetro has a shotgun on him and he takes Jed to the bank. Jed thinks it's a bad idea for Jetro to drive around with the shotgun (because Jetro is the dumb) and Jed takes the shotgun into the bank. der. Granted in Skunk Farms TN (or whereever Jed is from) I guess the local bank recognize him and wouldn't bat an eye, cuase everyone in Skunk farms TN carries a gun where ever they go.

                    Er, anyway, guy is mondo stupid. CAn you imagine what the other guys in jail would say about him taking a shotgun onto a plane?
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                    • #11
                      Quoth nomorecarts View Post
                      the airport in fairbanks has some stuffed ones, but they're not much of a threat
                      My apologies, I had not realized they had stuffed bears. Clearly they are a meance and you need a gun as soon as you get off the plane to protect yourself from stuffed animal violence.

                      I know my baby brother's Winnie the Pooh was really vicous.
                      How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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                      • #12
                        Oh, thank you, I needed that laugh.
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                        • #13
                          As soon as I know the fate of the idiot, I'll relay it. The cops won't discuss a case.. but OPS definatly will! (worst comes to worst I can pull the video footage and LOOK!)

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Soulstealer View Post
                            My apologies, I had not realized they had stuffed bears. Clearly they are a meance and you need a gun as soon as you get off the plane to protect yourself from stuffed animal violence.

                            I know my baby brother's Winnie the Pooh was really DELICIOUS.
                            Edited for my amusement.

                            So were my Pooh Bear and Tigger too for that matter . . .

                            Getting back to the OP, I would ask what kind of moron takes a loaded shotgun to the airport thinking they can board a plane with it, but then all I've got to do is take one look at any of my fanfic stories and I can answer my own question.

                            That idiot just sounds like he could be a relation . . .
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                            • #15
                              Quoth nomorecarts View Post
                              the airport in fairbanks has some stuffed ones, but they're not much of a threat
                              Oh no?

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                              http://www.kaiju.com/vid_supervsbear2.htm

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