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  • Didn't really need to know that but thanks for the info anyways...

    Hope this is in the right section, if not I'm sorry! It's not really a SC but something rather note-worthy.

    Since it's getting closer and closer to Christmas ( oh joy ) and people are buying more and more crafts to do at home, Random Craft Store has been hiring people for the holiday season. There's a stack of filled-out applications on the SM's desk that resembles a rather large novel.

    This happened Monday morning when I was working at the register near the end of my shift. A lady comes up in my line, asking if we're still hiring -- I tell her I think we're at least taking applications but I can call the ASM anyways to see if we're still hiring for seasonal. Customer says okay, I call the ASM up to the front for customer assistance, he tells her the same thing I told her and she said oh, okay.

    The lady hangs around my register for another five minutes after my last customer leaves with her stuff. She's reading the magazines and lightly chatting with me, saying that she should have put in an application earlier. No big deal, same stuff I hear a lot with customers -- except for one thing.

    She told me that she need to get a job so that she could get money to stop a stalker. She also said that she'd be on the government's radar so that they could step in and lock up the stalker.

    I walked away a few seconds after that, clearly with a WTF look my face. I understand that someone needs help getting rid of a stalker but clearly that was TMI for me coming from someone I don't even know. Isn't that the job of police to help out with and not a lowly Craft Store employee?
    Eh, one day I'll have something useful here. Until then, have a cookie or two.

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    um, what I don't understand... last time I checked you aren't required to have a job to file a police report... so how would working at the craft store help her get rid of her stalker
    If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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    • #3
      Maybe she's been working under the radar her whole life and getting a legit job would help her get rid of the stalker somehow?

      Heck, I dunno. I lived under the radar for so long I was shocked when I got my first paycheck.
      Now a member of that alien race called Management.

      Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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      • #4
        She also said that she'd be on the government's radar so that they could step in and lock up the stalker.
        I think....... she was here last week. Her stalker is stealing her towels and the goverments radar is the little blinky light in the smoke dedector.

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        • #5
          Quoth It shouldn't View Post
          I think....... she was here last week. Her stalker is stealing her towels and the goverments radar is the little blinky light in the smoke dedector.

          Her boyfriend comes in at the Litter Box about every other day picking up stuff for his mother.

          And, according to him, our government is putting radiation in the water supply . . . and a couple of years ago, Al Queda poisoned the peanut crop (this was why we had no peanut butter on the shelves for a while.)

          Come to think of it, he may be the stalker . . . but to us at the Litter Box, he's Munch.
          Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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          • #6
            Must've been her dad who entrusted me with that urgent message for the owners. In about a week's time the U.S. was going to be "shut down" and gas would be seven bucks a gallon.

            Shoot, I forgot to mention it to them and that was back in July. Uh-oh, I need some gas...

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            • #7
              I've heard of cases where police won't act on someone who complains about a stalker (for ex, the stalker is just making her nervous but isn't actually make threats...and the police doesn't feel there is enough grounds to label a person a stalker. Again, it's just stuff I read, not that I have any knowledge) so she's trying to get money to hire a pi.

              We have a patron who we called the Salamander Man because the gov't experimented on him and put a salamander in his head and we (the library) have proof but the gov't comes in and destroys the proof.
              Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

              Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

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              • #8
                Her boyfriend/stalker must be the same dude that sent seven flower arrangements on seven consecutive days to her where the cards read, "Elijah"
                "is coming" "I am" "Elijah" "coming to" "kill" "you"..
                "No, I will not poop a shopping cart out for you." - Irving Patrick Freleigh

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                • #9
                  Quoth depechemodefan View Post
                  We have a patron who we called the Salamander Man because the gov't experimented on him and put a salamander in his head and we (the library) have proof but the gov't comes in and destroys the proof.
                  What?!
                  hahaha
                  "But the pharmacy was here this morning...!"

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                  • #10
                    Maybe this woman needs the money to buy supplies to build a guard dog out of macreme'...
                    "Kamala the Ugandan Giant" 1950-2020 • "Bullet" Bob Armstrong 1939-2020 • "Road Warrior Animal" 1960-2020 • "Zeus" Tiny Lister Jr. 1958-2020 • "Hacksaw" Butch Reed 1954-2021 • "New Jack" Jerome Young 1963-2021 • "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff 1949-2021 • "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton 1958-2021 • Daffney 1975-2021

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                    • #11
                      I've met her cousin. She's under Secret Service protection and that's why she's got 3 profile in our computer system and won't tell me which on is the correct one to use or let us merge them!
                      It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                      • #12
                        The pertinent question is whether you want to hire someone who's being stalked.

                        Assuming she's not just nuts, which she probalby is. Either way, I can't see this information moving her application into the "keep" pile.
                        Women can do anything men can.
                        But we don't because lots of it's disgusting.
                        Maxine

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