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    you are sooo perfect for the job

    Chick (C) comes in. She is young, modern rocker, has a face piercing but overall looks like a sweet girl. 10:10pm

    C: Yeah I was wondering if you have an opening?
    Me: Sure, we have a couple rooms left. *start walk-in*
    C: *breaks into wanting to sound educated, which was weird* Oh...I guess...well I guess I should have been more spe...spe...specific. I meant...well I meant are there any application openings?
    Me: Oh! *go to the file below computer with applications* I am not sure, but we always give out applications. You would have to come by during the day to speak to management to find out if there are openings because I am not sure there is. (Well, there isn't but you never know...)
    C: Oh...during the day?
    Me: Yeah, that is when management is here.
    C: Mangement isn't here?
    Me: No. Why would they be here at 10 o'clock at night? (I know that was a bit mean, but honestly you dumb....*&*&&^&*^&*99@@@%%!!)
    C: (This is where she tries really hard to not sound like a blibbering idiot, but fails horribly.) I thought you are the manager.
    Me: Um...(laugh)...no. I am not. I am the night manager, but I don't do ANY of the hiring. You would have to come back during the day.
    C: Oh so I should come back during the day?
    Me: (holy poo, you are totally perfect to work with the other dumbasses that work here) Yes. *she starts to walk away* Or you could at least call during the day & speak with management.
    C: Oh...okay uh thanks.
    Last edited by thehippie777; 12-09-2008, 05:42 AM.
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    wow, that lady is about as special as the people who call 800-Holiday to find out if the Holiday Inn by there house is hiring... my stock response was always, no, not that I'm aware of... because honestly, if the caller is too stupid to know not to call the 800 number which may well be answered by someone on a different continent... then we definately don't want them working for us.
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    • #3
      Maybe her current schedule only permits her to be out and about after 10 pm.



      (And for what it's worth, for a very long time I've thought that some managers should be on duty for second shift...)
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      • #4
        Quoth Becks View Post
        Maybe her current schedule only permits her to be out and about after 10 pm.



        (And for what it's worth, for a very long time I've thought that some managers should be on duty for second shift...)
        Well, we have our supervisor/managers on duty for every shift, but they don't do the hiring.
        When it comes to getting things done, we need fewer architects and more bricklayers. ---Colleen C. Barrett---

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        • #5
          Quoth thehippie777 View Post
          Well, we have our supervisor/managers on duty for every shift, but they don't do the hiring.
          oh that would be so nice if MODs could do hiring... I'd ask all applicants to interview at 2am on Wednesday... oh I have my reasons
          If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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          • #6
            Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
            oh that would be so nice if MODs could do hiring... I'd ask all applicants to interview at 2am on Wednesday... oh I have my reasons
            When should I expect my interview? I'd do a 2am interview.
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