It doesnt get much dumber than this folks.

[Amina516]

So, I was at work today. I looked in the mirror after lunch and realized I had a tiny piece of lettuce stuck in the side on my braces. (Yes, Im 25 years old with braces...cut me some slack!!! )

So, i go walking down the hall whilst picking my teeth (no ones around so I can do this without looking gross) and after a second I realized that my arm wouldnt move down from my face.

After a few more seconds I realize that my jacket sleeve is stuck in my braces!!! And not just by a thread, it was a WHOLE CHUNK of fabric.

So I go running to the front desk with my hand on my face and start laughing hysterically while trying to ask the secretary for scissors. She finally understands what Im saying and why and completely loses it as well.

Then she hands me this HUGE pair of scissors. I mean Huge...I take them, I look at them and then attempt to cut the jacket off my face but miss (b/c I cant see!!). Im lucky I didnt give my self a hare lip.lol.

One girl feels pity and cuts it off for me but now Im left with quarter size chunk of fabric in my teeth.

It comes out after 10 MINUTES of me pulling in tugging on it while looking in a mirror.

Wow. Just Wow. I amaze myself sometimes.

How was everyone elses day?

[AnaKhouri]

One time I super-glued my hand...to my shoe.

[Bliss]

Well I'm new to the whole beard thing (I'm growing a goatee that I plan to braid viking style someday) and the other day for the first time I caught my beard on my jacket zipper..... I felt so inteligent.

[poisoned_flowers]

I nailed my pants-leg to the roof once when I was putting up shingles. Those air-gun nailers are very fun and dangerous.

[greek_jester]

This weekend I went to a school-themed Xmas party. When I dress as a normal schoolgirl, I just look dumpy & silly, so I went as a goth schoolgirl. There I was in my schoolgirl outfit, with additional makeup/big Doc Martin-type boots & fishnets, sitting with my legs crossed. I tried to stand up, & discovered that the hooks the laces of my boots went through had caught in my fishnets...

[ADoyle90815]

I ripped my high school band uniform pants in my senior year of high school when I tripped over the edge of the track at the local community college when we performed there. The bell of the baritone sax I played was also bent slightly. I never heard the end of it until after graduation.

These days, I just trip over gopher holes and tent stakes when I'm on a camping trip.

[Nashida]

My best friend hugged me from behind at breakfast today and my hair totally got caught in the velcro on her jacket...that really hurts.

I've also managed to close a dresser drawer on my braided hair...I'm still trying to figure out how I pulled that off.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

In gym class in high school, I sat on a ping-pong table that, unbeknowst to me, had a crack in it, while chatting with some buddies.

You don't need a very vivid imagination to figure out what happened next, but here it is anyway: Irv taking a hard seat onto the ground and then yelling (this is a verbatim quote) "SHIT!", followed by the entire class hooting and laughing at him, and the gym teacher yelling at Irv for breaking the ping-pong table.

[Jorja]

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i got stuck in a doggy door when i was 16... and the year before that i ate plastic fruit, actually DIGESTED it.....

and when i was 17 i got my tongue ring stuck in my braces... i couldnt talk for a few hours

[Taubin]

I *constantly* zip my hair up in my coat zipper (yes, I'm a guy, yes, I have long hair, sue me). Either that, or shutting it in my car door and not realizing it till I try to look out my passenger side window... That shit hurts...

[SilverOrb]

*sigh* If my best friend was on this site, she would have already posted this. Here is a PARTIAL list of what I have done...

Ended up on the floor in the middle of a lesture with my computer chair up-side down on top of my head

Given myself a concussion tripping on the sidewalk

Fallen flat on my face in the middle of the Pit of Hell after I tried to jump a chain

and the big one:

you know those old lawnmowers that a completely person powered with the lil blades that are exposed and spin when you push them? And the old concrete porches with the fairly big aggregate that really suck to fall on? Well I manged to trip, skate my knee across the top of the lawnmower while sliding it so that the blades started spinning, then hitting the concrete and sliding on my knee. I then compounded it by running on it the next day. Guess what happens when you fall to the ground moaning in pain with blood pouring down your leg?? People freak. A lot. Especially if it is during a cross country meet and a team mate is the one that finds you.

[Amina516]

I *constantly* zip my hair up in my coat zipper (yes, I'm a guy, yes, I have long hair, sue me). Either that, or shutting it in my car door and not realizing it till I try to look out my passenger side window... That shit hurts...

Now, I have long hair also..but I have NEVER shut my hair in a car door...so congratulations... LMAO.

[Primer]

I nailed my pants-leg to the roof once when I was putting up shingles. Those air-gun nailers are very fun and dangerous.

When DH was a teen helping his dad shingle the roof, he nailed his HAND down. He learned to watch the nailer, and not the cute girls walking by!

[Elspeth]

I come from a long proud line of klutzs (related to the guy who fell off the Mayflower)

I have a burn scar on my ankle from a curling iron. I forgot what I was doing and I rested it on my leg

I have a burn scar on my in the shape of a waffle square from the camping waffle iron we have. I reached over it. That hurt

I have a burn scar from the iron.

Last year, when my Dad had to be taken back the hospital because of problems after his heart surgery. I decided that was a good time to kiss payment. Tripped over something in the road, and went down hard on both knees and my elbow. I rolled out of the road and didn't land in the blackberry bushes

I am now told before I go on any vacations, not to come back with a new scar

[raije]

I *constantly* zip my hair up in my coat zipper (yes, I'm a guy, yes, I have long hair, sue me). Either that, or shutting it in my car door and not realizing it till I try to look out my passenger side window... That shit hurts...

I routinely had that mishap with my mohawk when it had reached the length of eight inches (and up over a foot). Have to duck sideways into the car...you know...