Just a short one today- I work at a coffee/Donut shop that America Runs On. I was running Drive Thru today and had this amusing bit:
Me: What can I get for you today?
Customer: A medium pizza with cream.
Me: ...
(So glad they can only hear me if I hit a button on my headset)
Customer: ... I MEAN A MEDIUM COFFEE. -laughs-
Me: (hits button) Would you like extra pepperoni with that?
I am SO glad he laughed with me being a smartass. XD And all 5 of my other coworkers had headsets on that heard it and started laughing. Apparently he had been looking at our Menu and saw Pizza while he was talking.
Also, last week I had a brain burp of my own- we have recently started advertising brownies at our store. But for some reason, we've only made one or two brownies... one or two times.
One customer at Drive Thru asked me for a brownie. This is how the exchange went.
SC: So you're selling brownies? Could you add that to my order?
Me: I'm sorry, we don't have any brownies right now.
SC: But your sticker on the window says 'Try a Brownie today!'.
This is where my brain burped and I reverted to my smartass nature.
Me: Well... People did.
I don't think he was too pleased.
Me: What can I get for you today?
Customer: A medium pizza with cream.
Me: ...
(So glad they can only hear me if I hit a button on my headset)Customer: ... I MEAN A MEDIUM COFFEE. -laughs-
Me: (hits button) Would you like extra pepperoni with that?
I am SO glad he laughed with me being a smartass. XD And all 5 of my other coworkers had headsets on that heard it and started laughing. Apparently he had been looking at our Menu and saw Pizza while he was talking.
Also, last week I had a brain burp of my own- we have recently started advertising brownies at our store. But for some reason, we've only made one or two brownies... one or two times.
One customer at Drive Thru asked me for a brownie. This is how the exchange went.
SC: So you're selling brownies? Could you add that to my order?
Me: I'm sorry, we don't have any brownies right now.
SC: But your sticker on the window says 'Try a Brownie today!'.
This is where my brain burped and I reverted to my smartass nature.
Me: Well... People did.
I don't think he was too pleased.





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