I braved the mall this morning to finish up my christmas shopping, and headed to the book store for some readable goodies. Just stepped into the shop to the new release wall and a middle aged lady, well dressed, looks fairly well off, comes up to me:
Me: me
PW: puzzling woman person...
PW: How does this work?
Me: How does...
PW: How do they arrange the books?
Me: Alphabetically? ( I have a head full of cold and cold medicine so I thought I might be misunderstanding her - having my own sinusitis induced brain burp, but it turns out I wasn't having the brain burp...)
PW: (still looking confused in front of the general fiction - authors starting with A to B ) er... but I'm looking for Joy Fielding. Is it by first name?
(points at a book by an author whose name I don't remember now, but the first name was George or Gerald )
Me: Oh. No, by last name.
PW: Further that way then?
Me: Yes.
The PW goes on her merry- hopefully to the F section.I assume she must have found it - what with it being a whopping six feet away.
At that point, though I meant to have a look through general fiction first I went to look at nonfiction,very quickly as I thought I might start to laugh at her, maybe causing christmas spirit failure in at least one of us.
Seriously - how do you get upper middle age and not know how alphabetical arrangement works?
Me: me
PW: puzzling woman person...
PW: How does this work?
Me: How does...
PW: How do they arrange the books?
Me: Alphabetically? ( I have a head full of cold and cold medicine so I thought I might be misunderstanding her - having my own sinusitis induced brain burp, but it turns out I wasn't having the brain burp...)
PW: (still looking confused in front of the general fiction - authors starting with A to B ) er... but I'm looking for Joy Fielding. Is it by first name?
(points at a book by an author whose name I don't remember now, but the first name was George or Gerald )
Me: Oh. No, by last name.
PW: Further that way then?
Me: Yes.
The PW goes on her merry- hopefully to the F section.I assume she must have found it - what with it being a whopping six feet away.
At that point, though I meant to have a look through general fiction first I went to look at nonfiction,very quickly as I thought I might start to laugh at her, maybe causing christmas spirit failure in at least one of us.
Seriously - how do you get upper middle age and not know how alphabetical arrangement works?
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