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    I'm putting this here rather than Sightings, even though it was my mom, but only because there was nothing sucky here; just really brain burpy.

    We're at the grocery store picking up some salad fixings and she nabs a smokehouse without looking for the PLU sticker on it. We finally make it up to the counter to pay and the first thing the cashier picks up is the tomato. She flips the thing around trying to find the sticker and is unsuccessful. She looks to my mom and asks "You wouldn't know what kind of tomato this is, would you?"

    My mom looks like a deer caught in headlights. Not sure what else to say, she answers "Uh...a red one?"



    My mom goes to hide, and I tell the cashier it's a smokehouse, so she's able to pull up the number. By the time we left, my poor mom was the same shade she so amazingly observed the tomato was.

  • #2
    Re: thread title.
    <deadpan> "Not if I can help it."
    </deadpan>
    "I call murder on that!"

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    • #3
      What is this "Thinking" that people keep talking about?

      Also in that line of Reasoning, what is "sleep"?

      Now a member of that alien race called Management.

      Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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      • #4
        Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
        Also in that line of Reasoning, what is "sleep"?
        sleep is that thing that normal people do at night... yeah, I don't get it either
        If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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        • #5
          Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
          sleep is that thing that normal people do at night...
          I sleep at night, but I do NOT consider myself normal.
          Unseen but seeing
          oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
          There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
          3rd shift needs love, too
          RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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          • #6
            Sleep: a completely inadequate substitute for caffeine.
            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
            Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
            Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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            • #7
              Quoth dalesys View Post
              Sleep: a completely inadequate substitute for caffeine.
              Ah, that makes perfect sense!
              Now a member of that alien race called Management.

              Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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              • #8
                hehe.... that's why i like wegmans... they have little scan machines by the produce, you weight the item, type in the number and it prints you a barcode and price tag
                so you don't get caught at the checkout not knowing what the item should be called

                (only sucky thing is that my parents saw one woman purposefully lifting the veggie bag as she hit the print button so it would weigh less...what a bitch.)

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                • #9
                  Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
                  sleep is that thing that normal people do at night...
                  To shortcut the entire convo:
                  What're cows?
                  "I call murder on that!"

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Juwl View Post
                    To shortcut the entire convo:
                    What're cows?
                    Something that moos and is destroying the ozone layer with their farts.
                    Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                    Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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