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    The guy wasn't sucky at all, though there is bit of a miscommunication. He called because he wanted info. on home schooling. I go online, find and tell him some stuff. Then I tell him we have books and he wanted me to put them on hold at his local library. I see that the copies his local library had were checked out, so I said copies can be transfered from another branch. I go to his record and see those books I was going to put on hold were already checked out on his card.

    Guy: Oh, I guess my wife must have checked them out on my card.

    I hope this couple plan to communicate as they home school their child.

    Then of course the guy has to tell me why they are home schooling the son: They show x-rated cartoons at school.

    So is it Fritz the Cat? Some Japanese anime (the name of the specific genre escapes me)? Early Betty Boop? The Bugs Bunny cartoons where Porky wears a jacket but no pants? The Simpsons movie? Are they educational cartoons about the human body? I didn't ask. The less I talk to the customer the better. He does tell me the principal isn't going to like him home schooling his child because the school will loose the money that they get for his kid. And he babbled some about some kid or adult doing something or complaining and no one has gotten back on it.
    Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

    Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

    I wish porn had subtitles.

  • #2
    Huh. That's what homeskool IS for! So you can show Spike an' Mike without being hassled!!

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    • #3
      Quoth depechemodefan View Post
      The Bugs Bunny cartoons where Porky wears a jacket but no pants?
      How about when Bugs dresses up in women's clothing?
      Unseen but seeing
      oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
      There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
      3rd shift needs love, too
      RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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      • #4
        Don't get me started about home skooling! I'm sure I'd get banned for fratching, whatever fratching is.
        "No, I will not poop a shopping cart out for you." - Irving Patrick Freleigh

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        • #5
          Quoth depechemodefan View Post

          Then of course the guy has to tell me why they are home schooling the son: They show x-rated cartoons at school.
          Oh pssshhhh. He doesn't have to worry about that until the kid gets to 5th or 6th grade and sex education, and then they show him Fuzzy Bunny's Guide To You-Know-What.
          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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          • #6
            Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
            Fuzzy Bunny's Guide To You-Know-What.


            You owe me a new 19 inch flat screen monitor!

            I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

            Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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            • #7
              Quoth calulu View Post
              Don't get me started about home skooling! I'm sure I'd get banned for fratching, whatever fratching is.
              Fratching, located at www.fratching.com, is a forum for political/religious/etc. discussions
              Otaku

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              • #8
                Quoth depechemodefan View Post
                (the name of the specific genre escapes me)
                Hentai?
                Which includes Yaoi, Yuri, and Ecchi...
                "I call murder on that!"

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                • #9
                  Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                  Oh pssshhhh. He doesn't have to worry about that until the kid gets to 5th or 6th grade and sex education, and then they show him Fuzzy Bunny's Guide To You-Know-What.
                  To go along with books by Fracesco Pittau and Bernadette Gervais! http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/se...cesco%20Pittau

                  These things are frickin' hilarious. We got them in at the Green&White place and you could tell that the buyer had not read them. They were categorized in "Childrens" and they are anything but. We discovered them doing a reset in kids and about died laughing at them. Not to mention, they all became oft-quoted titles!
                  It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                  • #10
                    No fair! I didn't get to watch xxx cartoons when I was in Public School!

                    MOM! I DEMAND XXX CARTOONS! .....whaddaya mean I already own xxx cartoons? I do not! ...........FAKE is not considered XXX, Mom.

                    I don't suppose he gave the name? No? Snap. I need more xxx cartoons.
                    Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                    Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                      Fuzzy Bunny's Guide To You-Know-What.
                      ...fur where there was no fur before...
                      Unseen but seeing
                      oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                      There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                      3rd shift needs love, too
                      RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                      • #12
                        Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
                        I don't suppose he gave the name? No? Snap. I need more xxx cartoons.
                        I wanted to ask but 1) The guy most likely won't know the name of it and 2) It probably lead to 10 min. of him ranting about the school.
                        Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

                        Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

                        I wish porn had subtitles.

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