"Didn't I see you at that one porn site?"

[Hon'ya-chan]

A guy comes up to the register and I begin to scan his stuff in. He tries to make chit-chat.

Guy: "Hey, weren't you in (names website)?"
Me: "No, never been to the site. Never have, never will."
Guy: "Nah, you exactly look like her!! (openly describes what was on said site)."
Me: *throws down scanner* "Stop that line of talk right now, or i'm gonna ask Mall Security to kick you out of the mall!! First and only warning!!"
Guy: "Geez, calm down, I thought you were that same girl on (website name that I wanna now forget)....."
Me: "Out!! Now!!"

Guy leaves disgusted and abit scared. Now S&M Co-Worker has heard it all, and is next to me as the guy leaves. I look at him.

Me: "Don't get any ideas."
Him: "I plead the fifth for safety reasons."
Me: "Good answer. *laughs*"

[Dreamstalker]

Was the guy tall with scruffy blond hair? That might have been the ex (has tried to convince me to "model" for some of said questionable sites, going into bizarre levels of detail), although I think he's in TX right now.

[PepperElf]

..and the GUY left disgusted?

that's what i was thinking too.
what a jerk

[depechemodefan]

I'd been thinking to myself, trying hard not to say outloud "Was it the pic of me with your mom?"

What is wrong with people? He saw you weren't happy with the questions, so he should have backed off. But he might have no social skills, probably spend 8 hours a day watching porn on the internet. He's probably confused that women in real life don't offer to go down on me right away, like women do on the internet.

[Hon'ya-chan]

Good for you for scaring him. Whatever reaction he was expecting from that line of questioning, you sure didn't give it to him!

Considering where he "saw" me, I think he'd expected the situation to go the other way.