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  • And he runs this city

    The mayor of my fair city was in the clearance swamp yesterday. I saw him over by the jewelry counter.

    I also saw him leave--through the automatic entrance door. He had to push on it as it started to close on him.

    Explains a lot, I say.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

  • #2
    wonder if his qualifications for Mayor were: I played a lot of SimCity...
    Crono: sounds like the machine update became a clusterf*ck..
    pedersen: No. A clusterf*ck involves at least one pleasurable thing (the orgasm at the end).

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    • #3
      So sorry your mayor's missin some marbles. Sounds like he needs to go back to Neverland and get them back!

      The H-Town mayor is actually pretty good! After Ike my respect for him and that Judge/DA(?) (Name? Lupo, EQ help me out on this one!), that went way beyond the call of duty, went way up!

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      • #4
        Maybe one of these people?
        County Judge Ed Emmett
        Pct. 1 Comm El Franco Lee
        Pct. 2 Comm Sylvia R. Garcia
        Pct. 3 Comm Steve Radack
        Pct. 4 Comm Jerry Eversole
        Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

        Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

        I wish porn had subtitles.

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        • #5
          Our beloved mayor just got busted by the F.B.I. for possession of child porn, second degree sexual assault of a child, among other charges.

          The fact that it was child porn surprised me, but not the fact that he liked young women, as I saw him in a local bar one night basically trying to pick up every 21 to 25 year-old he saw.

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          • #6
            Quoth hecubus View Post
            Our beloved mayor just got busted by the F.B.I. for possession of child porn, second degree sexual assault of a child, among other charges.

            The fact that it was child porn surprised me, but not the fact that he liked young women, as I saw him in a local bar one night basically trying to pick up every 21 to 25 year-old he saw.
            Wouldn't happen to be this guy, would it?
            Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

            "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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            • #7
              That's the guy!

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              • #8
                Quoth depechemodefan View Post
                Maybe one of these people?
                County Judge Ed Emmett
                Oh that's him!! Thanks!

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                • #9
                  Quoth SG15Z View Post
                  Oh that's him!! Thanks!
                  No Problem.

                  Racine mayor arrested in sex sting

                  Why couldn't he have a problem taking bribes like sane politicians. Child porn
                  Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

                  Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

                  I wish porn had subtitles.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth depechemodefan View Post
                    Racine mayor arrested in sex sting

                    Why couldn't he have a problem taking bribes like sane politicians. Child porn
                    Did you just use "sane" and "politician" in the same sentance?

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                    • #11
                      @ the OP: Do you happen to live in Calgary, AB by any chance? sounds like the type of guy that would give the go ahead on a $50 million PEDESTRIAN foot bridge. In a CANADIAN city where most people drive.

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                      • #12
                        Nope, don't live in Canadaland. Just someplace as cold at the moment.

                        (There was an article in the local paper about a local working in Antarctica. She said it's warmer there than it is here.
                        Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                        "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                        • #13
                          OK...this has been borderline fratching from just a couple of posts in.

                          We don't need a drawn out discussion of the intelligence of all politicians, nor links to political scandals, or names of fallen politicians, or rants about government excesses by our own politicians.

                          IPF's mayor had a brain burp - He exited through an automatic entrance door that started to close on him.

                          Haven't we seen CUSTOMERS in general doing that many times, politician or not?

                          Let's discuss...
                          Too tired of living and too tired to end it. What a conundrum.

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