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  • #1

    complimentary cookies

    I hate this question in reference to our cookies we offer at the front desk.

    "Are they good?"


    (No, they suck...I hope you choke on them...)


    Honestly! Yes, we bake & give out the crappiest cookies! Please stay here!
    When it comes to getting things done, we need fewer architects and more bricklayers. ---Colleen C. Barrett---
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    You do have good cookies. If a bit on the sweet side.
    Now a member of that alien race called Management.

    Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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    • #3
      Yeah most people love them, and even demand them at midnight or later. We are not Wendy's! lol
      When it comes to getting things done, we need fewer architects and more bricklayers. ---Colleen C. Barrett---

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      • #4
        I agree, the cookies are tasty.

        I wish <New Hotel> had cookies...
        Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

        Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

        Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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        • #5
          EQ we have cookies, really good ones too
          If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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          • #6
            Otis Spunkmyer?
            Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

            Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

            Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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            • #7
              If I see free cookies, I don't question whether they are good or not. I just eat one. And then usually I don't have enough data to make the distinction of good or bad, so I have to eat a couple more.
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              • #8
                Quoth AnaKhouri View Post
                If I see free cookies, I don't question whether they are good or not. I just eat one. And then usually I don't have enough data to make the distinction of good or bad, so I have to eat a couple more.
                Well, you have to be sure they're safe for everyone else to eat don't you? The poisoned one could be anywhere. No need to thank us - all part of the service...

                What cookies? There were cookies? No, those crumbs are from my sandwich *shifty eyes*
                "I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil Millington

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