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  • Colour-blind brain burp (longish)

    I have an Epson printer, which means that there is a separate cartridge for each colour. This is important.

    Last night I was doing some printing for my mum, & the magenta cartridge ran out (yes, I know. Epson doesn't have pink, blue & yellow cartridges; it has magenta, cyan & yellow. Guess they couldn't think of a 'sexy' alternative to yellow). Since I have a habit of replacing cartridges as soon as a new one goes in my printer, I had all the colours readily to hand. It should be noted that they were not valid Epson cartridges (which cost up to 3 times as much as non-brand cartridges!)

    I cheerfully went through the replacement process, as I have many times before, & set it to print again. I got an error message - the cartridge was not compatible. I took the cartridge out, made sure the little computer chip was clean & the hole for the ink was clear, & reloaded the cartridge. Once again, the cartridge was not compatible. Rather annoyed, I took the cartridge out, replaced the empty one (since there was nowhere else to put it) & taped up the ink hole on the new cartridge (so that it wouldn't spill everywhere). I then packed all the cartridges into my bag & went to bed, fully intending to return them the next day with a sharp word to the vendor about not testing their products.

    Fast forward to the next day. I got up, went through my morning routine, & got in the car to go to work. Half-way to work, doing 70 on the dual carriageway, it suddenly hit me - the reason the cartridge was not compatible? Printers don't tend to work very well when you're trying to put the cyan cartridge in the magenta hole...
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  • #2
    Quoth greek_jester View Post
    (yes, I know. Epson doesn't have pink, blue & yellow cartridges; it has magenta, cyan & yellow. Guess they couldn't think of a 'sexy' alternative to yellow).
    FYI: It has nothing to do with giving them a sexy name. Printing presses use four color separation for printing color pictures. The four colors are Cyan, Magenta, Yellow, and Black (also known as CMYK printing). Using CMY, it is possible to mix every other visible color, even black. However, the black that comes out of CMY is not dark enough (I don't remember the reasons why), so black ink is done separately, and used for handling black.

    Hence why you might sometimes hear about four-color printing, also called CMYK printing. Just for reference

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    • #3
      Bullocks! It's because they couldn't think of a sexy colour so NEH!
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      • #4
        It really is cyan and magenta - the names are much older than desktop colour printers.

        Go here and search for "flashing" in it. That gives the table of colours supported by a 1981 BBC Micro.

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        • #5
          Cyan, Magenta, Maize, Black

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          • #6
            I'd go with goldenrod, myself.

            Or maybe "Spring Sunshine".

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            • #7
              Quoth Becks View Post
              I'd go with goldenrod, myself.

              Or maybe "Spring Sunshine".

              Both of those are good. Here's another candidate for yellow:

              Buttercup.
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              • #8
                canary!!!!!!!!!!!
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                • #9
                  Lemon?

                  added space...
                  Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                  Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                  Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                  • #10
                    Xanthic.

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                    • #11
                      At this point, am I the only one flashing on that Simpsons episode where Lisa is getting some flyers made?

                      Lisa decides to make posters about the fact that Jebediah Springfield is a fraud.

                      Lisa: Okay, I'd like 25 copies in canary, 25 in goldenrod, 25 in saffron, and 25 in paella.

                      Clerk: OK, 100 yellow.
                      I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

                      Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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                      • #12
                        Here's another - amarillo

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