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I've just had in a lad of around 20 who appears to be in the area for the village idiot auditions.
The young man came in and bought 2 bottles of pop for himself and his mate outside. He paid and began shaking one bottles vigourously. "this'll surprise him when it sprays over him."
"it will" says I "especially as it's not fizzy pop"
"Oh. Can I swap it for some that is?"
"Go on then"
He swaps it for pepsi and begins shaking once more. He leaves the shop, hands a bottle to his mate and they both open them.
At that point our intrepid adventurer in idiocy discovers he has handed the wrong bottle to his mate. And away he wanders with fizzy pop dripping off him!
The young man came in and bought 2 bottles of pop for himself and his mate outside. He paid and began shaking one bottles vigourously. "this'll surprise him when it sprays over him."
"it will" says I "especially as it's not fizzy pop"
"Oh. Can I swap it for some that is?"
"Go on then"
He swaps it for pepsi and begins shaking once more. He leaves the shop, hands a bottle to his mate and they both open them.
At that point our intrepid adventurer in idiocy discovers he has handed the wrong bottle to his mate. And away he wanders with fizzy pop dripping off him!
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