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  • #1

    You're Not a Drugstore?!?!

    This just happened a few minutes ago, and I thought it was funny, so here it is posted...

    It's 9:00 on a Sunday morning, and I'm sitting at home, playing on the 'puter when the phone rings. Naturally, I answer it.

    Me: Hello
    Her: Yes, what time do you open?
    Me: Um, I'm not sure...
    Her: You don't know when you open?
    Me: Um, who do you think you're calling?
    Her: Well, xxxxxx Drugs of course!
    Me: Sorry, wrong number.
    Her: Damn!
    Click

    30 seconds pass, phone rings again...
    Me: Hello
    Her: Yes, I'm wondering if you can refill my perscription for Paxil this morning?
    Me: Um, I think you've dialed the wrong number again.
    Her: This isn't xxxxxx Drugs?
    Me: Nope, and it wasn't xxxxxx Drugs when you called 30 seconds ago...
    Click

    30 seconds pass, rings again...
    Me: Hello
    Her: Hi, is this xxxxxx Drugs?
    Me: Nope, still not.
    Her: Well what number is this?
    Me: xxx-xxxxx
    Her: Oh, I guess that's not the number of xxxxxx Drugs, huh?
    Me: Nope, not unless they opened up a branch in my kitchen without telling me.
    Her: Do you happen to know the number of xxxxxx Drugs?
    Me: Sorry, no, and I don't have a phone book nearby.
    Her: Well that doesn't help me!
    Click

    30 seconds later...
    Me: Hello?
    Her: Oh, it's you again! Fxxx! Can't you guys get your numbers straight???
    Click

    It stopped after that, so hopefully she got the right number. I did look up the number online, and it's not even close to my phone number, so I'm not sure where she got my number from. Hopefully not from the label of her medication bottle, as I'd hate to think xxxxxx Drugs was passing out my phone number as theirs, cause I don't need anymore phone calls like that.
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    I think for the last three times she just hit redial.

    But that's just me.
    Unseen but seeing
    oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
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    • #3
      Frankly, I think that caller needs to lay off the drugs.
      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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      • #4
        Quoth Becks View Post
        I think for the last three times she just hit redial.

        But that's just me.
        Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
        Frankly, I think that caller needs to lay off the drugs.
        I think both of you hit the nail on the head, but then opinions are like assholes . . .

        Everybody has one.
        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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        • #5
          Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
          I think both of you hit the nail on the head, but then opinions are like assholes . . .

          Everybody has one.
          And everyone thinks everyone else's stinks?
          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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          • #6
            Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
            And everyone thinks everyone else's stinks?
            IPF, you never fail to make me laugh so hard, I start to cry.
            "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

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            • #7
              Oh, it's you again! Fxxx! Can't you guys get your numbers straight???
              Boy, everyone's a projectionist. Everyone except me, of course.

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              • #8
                I remember a very funny wrong number. This was back in the days before auto-dialing.

                Me:

                Him: A nice, polite older Hispanic man with a rather heavy accent.

                [Phone rings]

                Me: Hello.

                Him: Holla, may I spik to Jorge, plis?

                Me: I'm sorry sir. There is no Jorge here. You have the wrong number.

                Him: I am sorry.

                Me: That's all right Senor.

                [Phone rings again]

                Me: Hello?

                Him: Holla, may I spik to Jorge plis?

                Me: I'm sorry, Senor. You've reached the wrong number again.

                Him: Do you know where Jorge is?

                Me: I don't know anyone named Jorge but I wish you well, Senor.

                Him: Gracias.

                [Phone rings again]

                Me: Hello.

                Him: [after a long pause] It's me again.

                Me: Yes Senor, I figured that out. Do you have any other friends you can call to help you find where Jorge is?

                Him: Si. I think I can call my Hermana. She will know where to find Jorge.

                Me: It would be a good thing if you did that, Senor. Buenos Dias.

                He never called back again but I hope he finally got hold of Jorge.
                Research is the art of reading what everyone has read and seeing what no one else has seen.

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                • #9
                  Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                  Everybody has one.
                  Where I come from, people only have one bunghole.

                  Long live the great cornholio
                  I pet animals, I rescue insects, I hug trees.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Bliss View Post
                    Where I come from, people only have one bunghole.

                    Long live the great cornholio
                    Beavis was always the great one, out of the two.


                    I know there was no cookies involved. But I want some anyway. They better be oatmeal and fresh from the oven
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                    • #11
                      Quoth powerboy View Post
                      I know there was no cookies involved. But I want some anyway. They better be oatmeal and fresh from the oven
                      Don't have any oatmeal cookies right now, but I do have a vanilla pound cake that just came out of the oven an hour and a half ago.
                      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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