One question, two different burps.

[taurinejunkie]

Me: We have two listings for Big Kahuna Burger in Los Angeles. Do you want one, or both?
SC: Yes.

Variation
SC: Oh you could give me both?
Me: Of course. I would not offer it if I couldn't do it.
SC: Right. *laughs* Gimme both.
Me: Please hold, thank you.

[crashhelmet]

"Big Kahuna Burger. That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers. I ain't never had one myself. How are they?"

Sorry. I couldn't fight the temptation.

CH