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  • catalog stupidness (sic)

    first story.
    A girl is looking for some books. I find one and tell her:

    me: This book is in the Children's Room on the fourth floor. This is the call number. It's on the fourth floor.
    I just noticed I said it was on the 4th floor and hope the girl doesn't think I'm a spaz.
    girl: Ok, what floor is it on



    second story.
    I'm talking to one guy and a woman comes up to me asking where the catalog is. I tell her "I'm helping this guy I'll be with you in a moment."
    And she then walks straight to the catalog.
    Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

    Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

    I wish porn had subtitles.

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    Quoth depechemodefan View Post
    I just noticed I said it was on the 4th floor and hope the girl doesn't think I'm a spaz.
    girl: Ok, what floor is it on

    I don't think there's any danger of that...
    "I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil Millington

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