Thats a Lot of singles.

[SorchaMochrie]

I'm a bank teller. I handle bills all day. Money is disgusting. Really is there anything else (besides jewelry) you would find in the gutter, in a pool of who knows what, pick up rinse off then give to another person?

All the same I have a lot of young customers for a bank. We were, up until a little while ago, the non-stodgy bank. With young customers comes a bit of lee-way to joke. Often I'll get servers and bartenders bringing me lots of singles. If they seem friendly I'll ask the men if they mugged a stripper.

Once I got an answer I didn't want.

"Actually I work in a strip club, I'm the girls spotter, I make sure they each get there stage time, and at the end of the night they tip me out in singles. The register has usually closed by then, so I'm stuck with them till I take them to the bank."


O_o

I don't ask that any more. I am also very grateful for the hand sanitizer our company provides us with.


The best part, he used to be a mortgage broker.

[Sheldonrs]

I got that once when i worked for the book store near Rutgers Univ. Usually when someone handed me a bunch of singles, it meant they were waitressing so I asked her if she worked at a restaurant. She said nope, exotic dancer.

Washed my hands right after that.

[ShinyGreenApple]

Lately I've noticed a lot of my former Wallyworld coworkers wearing gloves while they run the register. I don't blame them.

[Bella_Vixen]

My boss is horrified when she sees any of the cashiers lick their fingers when counting money or whatall.

[Becks]

I think I mentioned somewhere around the boards that, at least around here, the exotic dancers are usually tipped in $2 bills.

I don't see any of the cashiers at work wearing gloves, but at the store I used to work at, a fair would. It bothered me a bit, because they were the reason there was always a shortage of small gloves for those of us in the food service departments to use.

[Bosch]

My boss is horrified when she sees any of the cashiers lick their fingers when counting money or whatall.

Sort-kwik, you know pink stuff comes in a little tub, perfect for that..

I used to slap the hand of a guy at the lab I worked at when he would key in requisitions and do the finger lick thing. "umm dude did you notice that req is for a HEP panel?" He stopped nuff said.

[SG15Z]

This is exactly why we cashier at my store have hand sanitizer at almost every register. I use to get a lot of tips at <old job> as a sacker and always was going to the bank with a bunch of ones. And every once in a while someone would pull there money out from there boobs. Usually under their bra! Yeah I use hand sanitizer a lot, and wash my hands often.

[Bella_Vixen]

Sort-kwik, you know pink stuff comes in a little tub, perfect for that..

That'd be great...if we had access to it...

[smileyeagle1021]

And every once in a while someone would pull there money out from there boobs. Usually under their bra!

I thought that was supposed to be every guys fantasy

Though a perk of the drivers getting tipped, is that we almost never have to go to the bank except for deposits... because the drivers always change out their bills at the end of shift... leaves us with plenty of singles for either the vending machines or guests needing tips for the driver.
Though I'm still happy about the drunk guy that tipped me with a $10 bill that he thought was a single because I brought up towels... and the next morning he didn't even remember

[Bosch]

That'd be great...if we had access to it...

I have bought my own I use it around the house too when doing bills or doing the shredding, other jobs I have had required mountains of paper shuffling so its just something I keep on hand.

[SG15Z]

I thought that was supposed to be every guys fantasy

Not these women!

[Broomjockey]

Not these women!

Not any woman, thanks. I don't care where it's from, sweaty money is a frakker to handle.

[SorchaMochrie]

I'm guilty of the cash in the bra deal, tho there are little pockets on the inside of the outside of my bra cups. This is a habit left over from renfaire, my belt pouch isn't exactly secure.

My company supplies us with boxes of SortQwik and Purell. I'm hoping that doesn't change with the name.





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The html doesn't look like it works, but here's a better illustration on my boobmoney philosophy:
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[Blade]

My boss is horrified when she sees any of the cashiers lick their fingers when counting money

Ok, so I know this is an older thread, but that's something that's really been bugging me lately... people who start to count their money, then lick their fingers (yummy) to count it some more, then hand me their spitty money.

*twitch*


Seriously, there are times I can actually FEEL their spit on the money.

That... that is just wrong. No one should have to feel stranger spit if they don't wanna!

[Bella_Vixen]

*twitch*


Seriously, there are times I can actually FEEL their spit on the money.

That... that is just wrong. No one should have to feel stranger spit if they don't wanna!

I feel your pain.




ETA: It's also coming on to be sweaty money season.