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  • Dirty Dirty Minds!

    This has to be a record for me. I don't think I have ever posted so many topics in one day before. It's been an eventful weekend.

    We're doing a St Patricks Day promotion, basically Guinness is dirt cheap. So, all of the staff are wearing green badges with "Guinness" written on them. For some reason, the badges are in all kinds of shapes and sizes.

    All the staff were about to start shift, and were putting on their badges. A few staff were saying things like "Oh, I've only got a little badge" or "I don't like the size of this badge" "Can I swap badges with you?" ect ect. You get the hint, A LOT of talk about badges!

    For some reason, my voice was A LOT louder than anyone elses.

    Me: Andy's got a big one!

    Yep, that is exactly what I said. All the staff heard me, and so did all the customers that were at the bar.

    Me: No! No! No! I was talking about his badge!!

    It was too late...the bar was filled with laughter. And I was bright red.

  • #2
    I want some Guinness badges!!!!!!!!!

    *pouts*
    I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

    Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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    • #3
      Quoth Bella_Vixen View Post
      I want some Guinness badges!!!!!!!!!

      *pouts*
      Screw that! I want ANDY!
      "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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      • #4
        We don't need no stinkin' badges!!


        But I could use a Guiness
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        • #5
          Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
          Screw that! I want ANDY!
          Shoot! Someone called dibs first!

          Oh god, customersruinmylife, you have no idea how much I needed the laugh that gave me. Shitty day no longer seems so shitty.
          "Honestly officer, he asked for a shot and I gave him one. Why do you need the handcuffs?" - MannersMakethMan

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          • #6
            Reminds me of a joke:

            The presidents of several beer companies got together at a local pub during a convention. The bartender asked them each what they wanted.

            The president of Heineken said, "I'll have a Heineken of course!"
            The presidents of Budweiser, Coors and Miller also asked for their own brands.

            When the bartender got around to asking the president of Guiness, he asked for a water instead. Of course the other presidents asked him why he didn't order a Guiness.

            He replied, "Well if the rest of you aren't going to drink beer, I'm not going to have one either."

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            • #7
              Quoth BigBird View Post
              Reminds me of a joke:

              The presidents of several beer companies...
              Very funny, & so true!
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