No they only go down

[AriRashkae]

That was a previous king. Seems like he hired the folks that built the Winchester mansion.

I was thinking of Telemain's tower, with the 2 spiral stairs, 1 up and 1 down.

[RootedPhoenix]

All I can think of is the Enchanted Forest Chronicles. There were staircases that would only go down.

I'd forgotten that those books had that! Some guy was really in love with staircases...

[wolfie]

On occasion, I've taken the elevator in my building to the basement (parking garage), and when the door opened someone would ask if the elevator was going up. Of course it was - since it was already at the lowest level.

[Soulstealer]

That's why I put it in brain burps. Sometimes I like to maintain the illusion that maybe idiocy is temporary in some people.

[SG15Z]

Movie quotes aside, how can someone have lived so long on this planet and not know how stairs work?!

You know I don't think any of us want to know the answer to that question... >_>

[XCashier]

"Hey, where do these stairs go?"
"They go up."

"There would be one long staircase just going up,
And one even longer coming down,
And one more leading nowhere, just for show!"

Movie quotes aside, how can someone have lived so long on this planet and not know how stairs work?!

[AriRashkae]

All I can think of is the Enchanted Forest Chronicles. There were staircases that would only go down.

[Soulstealer]

So those are the UP stairs. Are the DOWN stairs close by as well?

It's one stairwell, it goes up and down depending on your legs. Same with the elevator which is right next to the stairs.

[Sheldonrs]

So no one remembers "Up the Down Staircase"?

I do. Depressed the heck out of me.

[dalesys]

So no one remembers "Up the Down Staircase"?

[Sheldonrs]

So those are the UP stairs. Are the DOWN stairs close by as well?

[Dreamstalker]

"Hey, where do these stairs go?"
"They go up."

What a doof. "Sorry, the stairs only let people go up if you're wearing the right color for the day."

[SG15Z]

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[Soulstealer]

Student comes up to the desk pointing to the stairs and elevator.
"Is that the way to get upstairs?"

Nope, and don't let those other students going up the stairs fool you.