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    Student comes up to the desk pointing to the stairs and elevator.
    "Is that the way to get upstairs?"

    Nope, and don't let those other students going up the stairs fool you.
    How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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    • #3
      "Hey, where do these stairs go?"
      "They go up."

      What a doof. "Sorry, the stairs only let people go up if you're wearing the right color for the day."
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      • #4
        So those are the UP stairs. Are the DOWN stairs close by as well?
        "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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        • #5
          So no one remembers "Up the Down Staircase"?
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          • #6
            Quoth dalesys View Post
            So no one remembers "Up the Down Staircase"?
            I do. Depressed the heck out of me.
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            • #7
              Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
              So those are the UP stairs. Are the DOWN stairs close by as well?
              It's one stairwell, it goes up and down depending on your legs. Same with the elevator which is right next to the stairs.
              How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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              • #8
                All I can think of is the Enchanted Forest Chronicles. There were staircases that would only go down.
                Any day you're looking down at the dirt instead of up at the dirt is a good day.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Dreamstalker View Post
                  "Hey, where do these stairs go?"
                  "They go up."
                  "There would be one long staircase just going up,
                  And one even longer coming down,
                  And one more leading nowhere, just for show!"

                  Movie quotes aside, how can someone have lived so long on this planet and not know how stairs work?!
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                  • #10
                    Quoth XCashier View Post
                    Movie quotes aside, how can someone have lived so long on this planet and not know how stairs work?!
                    You know I don't think any of us want to know the answer to that question... >_>

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                    • #11
                      That's why I put it in brain burps. Sometimes I like to maintain the illusion that maybe idiocy is temporary in some people.
                      How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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                      • #12
                        On occasion, I've taken the elevator in my building to the basement (parking garage), and when the door opened someone would ask if the elevator was going up. Of course it was - since it was already at the lowest level.
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                        • #13
                          Quoth AriRashkae View Post
                          All I can think of is the Enchanted Forest Chronicles. There were staircases that would only go down.
                          I'd forgotten that those books had that! Some guy was really in love with staircases...
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                          • #14
                            That was a previous king. Seems like he hired the folks that built the Winchester mansion.

                            I was thinking of Telemain's tower, with the 2 spiral stairs, 1 up and 1 down.
                            Any day you're looking down at the dirt instead of up at the dirt is a good day.

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