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  • My Brain Skipped a Groove or Something

    A call from yesterday:

    Me: Awesome Software. This is Dips.

    Caller: What! I can't hear you!

    Me: [Adjusts phone] Is that better?

    Caller: What?

    Me: You've reached Awesome Software. Can you hear me all right?

    Caller: Yeah. Can you send me a catalog?

    Me: We don't really have a catalog, but you can find information about our products on our web site at www...

    Caller: [interrupting] Duh-duh-duh dot nothin'. I don't have a computer. So how am I supposed to get to your web site?

    Me: No problem. We can get a price list and brochure in the mail for you. I'll just need your address.

    The caller gave me his address. I thanked him. We said good-bye and hung up.


    It took me a full five minutes to realize what you guys probably figured out halfway through this post.

    I'm going to assume he really meant, "I don't have/am too lazy to use an internet connection."

    Because otherwise our price list and brochure will contain nothing but very expensive coasters as far as he's concerned.
    The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

    The stupid is strong with this one.

  • #2
    also an outside chance he was looking in to it for someone else...

    >_>
    <_<

    Hey, where'd this faith in humanity come from!? Someone get it off me! AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
    Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

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    • #3
      Quoth Broomjockey View Post
      Hey, where'd this faith in humanity come from!? Someone get it off me! AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
      Can I snag that for my sig?
      "Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann

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      • #4
        Sure, have fun
        Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

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