A call from yesterday:
Me: Awesome Software. This is Dips.
Caller: What! I can't hear you!
Me: [Adjusts phone] Is that better?
Caller: What?
Me: You've reached Awesome Software. Can you hear me all right?
Caller: Yeah. Can you send me a catalog?
Me: We don't really have a catalog, but you can find information about our products on our web site at www...
Caller: [interrupting] Duh-duh-duh dot nothin'. I don't have a computer. So how am I supposed to get to your web site?
Me: No problem. We can get a price list and brochure in the mail for you. I'll just need your address.
The caller gave me his address. I thanked him. We said good-bye and hung up.
It took me a full five minutes to realize what you guys probably figured out halfway through this post.
I'm going to assume he really meant, "I don't have/am too lazy to use an internet connection."
Because otherwise our price list and brochure will contain nothing but very expensive coasters as far as he's concerned.
Me: Awesome Software. This is Dips.
Caller: What! I can't hear you!
Me: [Adjusts phone] Is that better?
Caller: What?
Me: You've reached Awesome Software. Can you hear me all right?
Caller: Yeah. Can you send me a catalog?
Me: We don't really have a catalog, but you can find information about our products on our web site at www...
Caller: [interrupting] Duh-duh-duh dot nothin'. I don't have a computer. So how am I supposed to get to your web site?
Me: No problem. We can get a price list and brochure in the mail for you. I'll just need your address.
The caller gave me his address. I thanked him. We said good-bye and hung up.
It took me a full five minutes to realize what you guys probably figured out halfway through this post.
I'm going to assume he really meant, "I don't have/am too lazy to use an internet connection."
Because otherwise our price list and brochure will contain nothing but very expensive coasters as far as he's concerned.
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