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    K ordered at Starbucks for the first time yesterday, I told him what to ask for before hand in SB speak (two grande lattes please) and at the counter he asks for "two medium lattes" because we usually get timmies coffee or make it at home and take it with us.

    The guy serving gets us two filter coffees medium roast and K looks at me and says "does the coffee always come black here?" thinking that the milk foam might come from a machine or something....

    I told the counter guy, "sorry he said medium lattes, instead of grande lattes" and the server kind of looked stunned ... "medium?...oh medium SIZE!!!! ohh okay no problem sorry about that" and writes on the two cups. K sees the guy walk away with the filter coffee and turns to me and says "where's he taking our lattes?" by then the server is back and K pays while looking around for the filter coffee.

    When the payment goes through K asks where the coffee is and the sever looks even more puzzled and kind of raises his eyebrows like K has just grown a third eye. I told K that I know where they are... just over here and thank the coffee guy and walk us over to the pick-up station.

    While they are being made I explain how starbucks works and it finally dawns on K whats going on. When our coffees come up the guy who was serving tells us to have a great day with our "mediums hahahaha" and laughs as if hes just learnt a great trick.

    K was a little taken a back that the guy couldn't figure out medium, the guy was bewildered that someone would say medium in starbucks and I was stunned that both of them manage in the big mean world with all its confusing names for coffee!!!

    The whole thing was completely surreal and I'm still a little bemused by it.
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    In fairness to K the Starbucks naming scheme is pretty stupid. Maybe it makes sense in Italy (which I doubt) but it's always struck me as pretencious that they don't just call them small, medium, and large in any language.
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    • #3
      Quoth Kiwi View Post

      K was a little taken a back that the guy couldn't figure out medium, the guy was bewildered that someone would say medium in starbucks and I was stunned that both of them manage in the big mean world with all its confusing names for coffee!!!

      The whole thing was completely surreal and I'm still a little bemused by it.
      LMAO! thanks Kiwi..Ive needed a laugh.

      Ive said medium in an SB here a few times and they seem to get it. They do usually "correct" me though with their size name to confirm that what I meant.

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      • #4
        See another reason why I don't like ordering at SB...I usually just go the those small/medium/large deal. Hell my Mom orders better from them, I stick to the food stuffs.

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        • #5
          I often order at Starbucks saying "small", "medium", or "large", and they haven't had a problem figuring it out yet. Of course, I also only order specialty things that are covered in whipped cream, because if I'm gonna spend that much on coffee, I'm going all out. My point is they can't get confused as to which roast I'm asking for.
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          • #6
            Quoth Soulstealer View Post
            In fairness to K the Starbucks naming scheme is pretty stupid. Maybe it makes sense in Italy (which I doubt) but it's always struck me as pretencious that they don't just call them small, medium, and large in any language.
            This is what I've heard about their naming scheme:

            Tall (small): "large" in some lexicon (British?)
            Grande (medium): Spanish for "large"
            Venti (large): Italian for "twenty" (large?) (trademarked apparently)

            ...so technically, all their coffee sizes are large ...if the above assumption is correct.

            I agree, it is pretentious.

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            Last edited by Dreamstalker; 04-22-2009, 07:40 PM.
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            • #7
              Quoth Dreamstalker View Post
              Venti (large): Italian for "twenty" (large?) (trademarked apparently)
              venti = 20 oz.

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