Hiarious non sucky non brain burp.

[edible_hat]

We have some chocolate balls on sale as an impulse buy. 3 for $1 (and it's making a lot of money too, people would rather have chocolate than $1 change from their purchases).

Customer (paying): "Money for the petrol, and my son's got three balls."
Me: "Enough about his personal life, what does he want to buy?"
Customer: "Did I really just say that? (laughs) Finally my day's starting to get better."

Hooray for double entendres!

[Stryker One]

Enhanced

Now all that kid needs to do is to grow up and find that woman from Total Recal.

[telecom_goddess]

Now all that kid needs to do is to grow up and find that woman from Total Recal.

That is funny

[Cat]

I used to work for a chocolate company that color-coded their yummy truffles.

Dark chocolate was Blue. (my fave)

A woman comes in with her hubby, grabs as few dark chocos, and says to her hubby, "Hey, blue balls!! You like blue balls, right!!"

Everyone but the woman turned red tryin not to laugh

(yes, it turned he indeed like dark chocolate.)

[Food Lady]

Lindt truffles? Those are soooo good. I like the blue ones, too.

[edible_hat]

Lindt truffles?

no, Celebrations balls. There are a few varieties - oversized Malteasers, one with mini M&Ms embedded in it, etc.

[Cat]

Lindt truffles? Those are soooo good. I like the blue ones, too.

Lindt indeed..so yummy