Mom says some funny stuff...;D

[Amina516]

So, I went to visit my mom after I got off of work today.

I ate some delicious food stuffs and afterwards my mom reaches into the fridge and pulls out this huge strawberry type cake. She sets in on the table and proceeds to hand my husband a knife. "Here *husbands name*," she says "Cut your wife a big slice of cock........" Then she looked like this.....>>

"Oh, shit...I mean cake....give her some cake!!!"

At this point Im laughing uncontrollably. Unfortunately, my husband hadnt heard what she said b/c he was trying to look at something on YouTube.

It was still funny. My mom was sOOOOO embarassed.

[Bright_Star]

Freudian Slip...ok...lol.

[edible_hat]

Freudian Slip...ok...lol.

When you say one thing but mean your mother. (I know a guy who this actually happened to, he reffered to his mother as his wife...)

[dalesys]

I was seventeen, hippy kid visiting the church where my dad grew up (rural dairy farming area - Benson, Utah). My sister (16) introduced herself, I stood, and blurted "Hi, I'm Marty's sister"

[finlayfox]

Customer service to aisle two! We have a Freudian Slip. I repeat. We have a Freudian Slip.