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    OK so we opened a brand new store in December last year. About mid January, this guy comes in and told a supervisor that he's banged his car into a concrete post outside our store.

    For clarity, our front door is on the corner of two streets. Down one side of the store is 5 parking spaces that are at 90 degrees to the street - you pull off the street across the sidewalk to park. On the other side is a betting shop, outside which is a single disabled parking bay - there is no space for any more parking here. The disabled bay is flanked with concrete posts about 3 foot high, to stop morons parking where the hell they like. Theres plenty of space between to manoeuvre.

    So this guy comes back to see me, after the supervisor tipped me off (manager on holiday). He told me the circumstances - it was dark and there isnt enough lighting therefore my company should pay, because he couldnt see the posts. He was parked in the disabled space outside the betting shop.

    1. he aint disabled
    2. the disabled bay aint ours!!!
    3. there is a 250 watt sodium streetlight in between two of the bollards NEXT TO THE DISABLED BAY!
    4. There are fluorescent lights above the betting shop sign, which runs the length of their shop front, which also illuminates the area.
    5. This all happened the week BEFORE our store opened, and yet the betting shop had been open for over a year. Why come to us, over a month later?

    I didnt confront him on any of these issues, but told him to phone customer services. He told me the repairs to his car would cost £200, looking at me as if i was going to hand it over there and then.

    *Oh ok, I'll just go and crack open the cash drawer and give you it now, you sure £200 will cover it? How about £250 just in case*

    A couple of days later I got a phone call from CS, and they asked me to tell our side of the story, and I included the fact that he seemed to be a few sandwiches short of a picnic in the brain cell dept. Apparently he had threatened to go to the local papers. LOL as if they'd waste newsprint on this.

    I also got a phone call from our legal team (we have over 2500 food stores and over 4500 outlets in total, they are very busy lol), asking about the incident. They said he's got no case.

    Never saw him again.

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    Quoth crafty View Post
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    5. This all happened the week BEFORE our store opened, and yet the betting shop had been open for over a year. Why come to us, over a month later?
    He probably tried the betting shop first and failed the laugh test.

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    • #3
      Ah, yes. The good old I-didn't-see-it/you-so-it's-not-my-fault! excuse.

      It's closely related to the I-put-on-my-turn-signal-before-I-plowed-into-you-didn't-you-see-it? defense.

      Sadly there are drivers who are too lazy to pay attention to their surroundings while driving. They have learned to rely on everyone else paying attention and driving defensively so they don't have to.

      It's not much of a logical stretch for these drivers start expecting stationery objects to pay attention and act defensively as well.
      The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

      The stupid is strong with this one.

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      • #4
        We had a guy SWEAR a deer jumped in front of him and he crashed into a concrete lightpole, damaging the front of his car so badly he had to crawl out the window. He reported it at a nearby store that it happened in our lot, so they called me. I was in the area at the time, and there were cleaners in that lot the time it supposedly happened. I go look. No bits and pieces, no damage to any light poles, nothing. No way the guy peeled his car off a lightpole in the 10-minutes before I got there and left no evidence.

        Apparently, he's still telling that story to people to this day!
        "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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