Funniest Thing A Customer Ever Said To You?

[petite]

I have two situations for this. I'll use "FC" to represent the Funny Customer in both, because calling them an SC wouldn't be fair. They didn't suck, they actually made my day.

The first situation occurred while I worked in a deli.

ME: Hi, what can I get for you today?
FC: OH. MY. GOD.
ME: ...Is everything okay?
FC: Do you play World Of Warcraft?!
ME: Um, no, I have a couple friends that do though. Whyyy do you ask?
FC: You look like someone I know on WOW! An elf named *insert whatever crazy name it was here*
ME: Heh, nope, not me, sorry.
FC: Are you SURE?! You look exactly like them!
ME: I'm positive.
FC: Weeeird. You still remind me of a cute little elf though!
ME: Oh, well um, thanks? Heh, anyway, did you need any meat or anything?
FC: Uh, nahhhh thats okay. Whoa....

And then he walked off.

The second situation occurred at the job I'm at now, this woman had called in about an order. It went like this...

FC: Hi, uh, I got a bill in the mail and it's fo' somethin' I KNOW I did not order.
ME: Okay, can I get the order number from the bill please?
FC: *reads order number*
ME: Thank you. Okay, Ms. Xxxx, I see this is for... Playboy.
FC: Ha ha ha, yeah. So you know I didn't order that, I'm not into girls and anyway, I have mah ownnn body to look at if I wanted to!
ME: *chuckle* Okay ma'am, no problem. I've just cancelled the order, so please disregard that bill, and any magazine you might receive.
FC: Okay, thank you honey. You know, I just don't get this magazine though! You wouldn't belieeeve what these girls are doin' in these photos!
ME: Haha, oh I can only imagine!
FC: You know, it's like my mama always used to tell me, "On yo' knees if you please, but keep yo' thighs a surprise!"

At this point I was laughing so hard that I couldn't even press the mute button because I was practically curled into a ball. Hilarious lady, whoever you are, please call us more often!

[Imogene]

FC: Do you play World Of Warcraft?!
...
FC: You look like someone I know on WOW! An elf named *insert whatever crazy name it was here*
...
FC: Weeeird. You still remind me of a cute little elf though!

So, you look like a Warcraft elf? Night Elf or Blood elf?

[Desolator12]

This one had the 'group' (The 5 or so people in the call center that early in the morning) laughing for a good 20 minutes

I work in Air Travel Services, at a call center, for a travel company. At this time, I was working the 6 AM to 2:30 PM shift. This incident happened just after 6 AM.

So someone calls one of my friends/co-workers up, and the call starts off like the calls normally do: "Thank you for calling Air Travel Services, my name is <suchandsuch>, may I have your name and your request number?"

So this guy was calling in to change his flight due to a change in plans. This was before the place I work at decided to stop asking customers why they had a change of plans for their trip, so as she was told to do, the co-worker asked what the reason was for the change.

"The animals are attacking tomorrow, so I need to get there earlier."

We still joke about that guy today.