Do you know where the bathroom is?

[FuzzyKitten99]

Got asked this yesterday during my evening shift:
"Hey do you know where the bathroom is?"

What I said "Yeah it's back ...[ gives directionals ] ".

What I felt like saying: "No, we aren't allowed to do that here. We have to hold it or go outside in one of the bushes."

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Too bad we can't give out any witty answers such as:

It's out back . . . just pick a bush.

Downstairs in the basement (we don't have a basement.)

Behind the dumpster out back

Up near the corner behind the auto parts store

I could come up with a zillion tonight . . . but I think instead I'll stop while I'm behind.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Famous movie quote time:

Commissare Woman: Either you spend the rest of your life in an efficiency apartment with seven dissidents and one toilet, or you gather your aristocratic shit together and split.

Count Dracula: Renfield.

Renfield: Yes, master.

Count Dracula: What is an efficiency apartment?

Renfield: I don't know, master. What's a toilet?