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  • Jack's complete lack of observation

    (This is my brain burp....if it does not belong here, mods please move it)

    Today, I manuevered a menu closer to a customer to point out an item....

    ...the customer was blind.

    As soon as his friend advised me that he could not see, it was then that I noticed the cane closely associated with the visually challenged.

    DOH!


    I felt so silly!

    But they both tipped generously!
    "I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful Dead

  • #2
    That makes me wonder about the big, bold signs on the doors of some fast food places that state 'braille menus available upon request.'

    And the braille at the drive-thru atm. That just makes me worry!
    "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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    • #3
      The sign on the door is useful if the blind customer arrives with a seeing friend.

      As for the braille on a drive-through ATM: http://www.galactanet.com/comic/view.php?strip=576

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      • #4
        Quoth Argus View Post
        As for the braille on a drive-through ATM: http://www.galactanet.com/comic/view.php?strip=576


        I'll have to describe that cartoon to my blind co-workers. They've only heard that ATM joke about a million times.
        The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

        The stupid is strong with this one.

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        • #5
          My friend Jim (er, Jimmy S. ) is blind, but it's not obvious at first glance. He doesn't use a cane (he knows how to use one, but he gets along just as well without it), he doesn't wear sunglasses, and he doesn't do that head-bobbing thing. If he goes anywhere, it's either with his sighted girlfriend or one of his sighted friends. So in the situation you mention, one of us will read the menu to him. Even if the place has a braille menu, it's quicker to read the menu to him than to wait while they dig for the braille one.

          When someone realizes that he's blind, he gets a lot of the kind of reaction you must have had: embarrassed apologies.

          Funny thing is, Jim collects blind jokes. One of my favorites:

          How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the cord?
          Slack on the leash.

          We also have a running list of "Things not to get Jim for Christmas." Items include flashlights, a subscription to Playboy, or a camera.
          "I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
          -Mira Furlan

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          • #6
            Quoth Ghel View Post

            We also have a running list of "Things not to get Jim for Christmas." Items include flashlights, a subscription to Playboy, or a camera.
            They should come out with a braille version of that magazine.
            How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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            • #7
              Quoth Soulstealer View Post
              They should come out with a braille version of that magazine.
              Actually, Jim informs me that there is a braille version of Playboy, but it's useless without tactile pictures.
              "I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
              -Mira Furlan

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              • #8
                A braille version of Playboy was one of the jokes in "Robin Hood: Men in Tights".

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                • #9
                  Quoth Ghel View Post
                  Actually, Jim informs me that there is a braille version of Playboy, but it's useless without tactile pictures.

                  Hey, Playboy has good articles.
                  Childrenofthenight.Thecomicseries.com/comics/latest

                  Check out my comic. I write, my friend Red draws. Comments welcome. Leave them on their, or on my profile here.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Argus View Post
                    The sign on the door is useful if the blind customer arrives with a seeing friend.

                    As for the braille on a drive-through ATM: http://www.galactanet.com/comic/view.php?strip=576
                    quite frankly why wouldn't there be braille on drive through atms? They are probably made by the same people who make the other atms and those have braille so why go through all the trouble of setting up a complete separate manufacturing process for the drivethrough atms to remove something that doesn't hurt anything.

                    I always thought that was a dumb joke.
                    Interviewer: What is your greatest weakness?
                    Me: I expect competence from my coworkers.

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                    • #11
                      Hehe...

                      Braille Faille

                      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                      • #12
                        The person who put that caption on the picture failed. The braille is 100% correct.

                        It starts with a cap indicator (which indicates that the first letter of the following word is capitalized).

                        Then the s-t contraction, then e, then v, then i, then e again.

                        The last name again starts with a cap indicator, then w, o, n, d and the e-r contraction.

                        It's actually quite refreshing to see an advertiser who educated themselves about braille before using it in advertising. Usually that doesn't happen.
                        The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

                        The stupid is strong with this one.

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