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So, I'm not always with my mind in the gutter, and as such, don't pay as close attention as I could.
McD's
Cashier: And do you want onions?
Me: Oh no, those are too hard to get off.
Cashier: ...ppppppBBBBBBBTTTTTAAAAHHHHHAAA!
Work
Me: So last night I was playing on boyfriend's Wii, and the damn game I had on kept making me fly all over the... what's so funny?
One time I was walking back from the warehouse with a broom and dust trap.
Me: Hey, can you grab my stick that's falling? The trap's slippery.
Co-worker: No dinner first?
I am putting this hairclip on my "bangs" and it kept falling from my hair for some reason.
Me: Geez!
Lady: What's wrong?
Me: I can't get it to go in right, maybe its too big?
McD's
Cashier: And do you want onions?
Me: Oh no, those are too hard to get off.
Cashier: ...ppppppBBBBBBBTTTTTAAAAHHHHHAAA!
Work
Me: So last night I was playing on boyfriend's Wii, and the damn game I had on kept making me fly all over the... what's so funny?
One time I was walking back from the warehouse with a broom and dust trap.
Me: Hey, can you grab my stick that's falling? The trap's slippery.
Co-worker: No dinner first?
I am putting this hairclip on my "bangs" and it kept falling from my hair for some reason.
Me: Geez!
Lady: What's wrong?
Me: I can't get it to go in right, maybe its too big?
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