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    ...Soda is not beer. Sorry.

    So it is past 2:30 am, which by law means no more beer/wine. Lady comes in and attempts to open the beer coolers which are firmly lock. I tell her that its past 2:30 and I can't sell anymore.

    Lady: No its not! My clock doesn't say that!
    ME: Well mine does, and I got to go by our clock.
    Lady: Mine is the real time! I'll prove it!!" *Runs out to her car, and grabs her cell phone*. She comes back in, looking a little red. "I didn't think it took me that long to get here".
    ME: "..ok, sorry".
    LADY: *See's a Jones FuFu Berry soda on counter* !??! How much is that? Can I buy that?
    ME: "Um... sure. $1.24"
    She buys her soda, and goes back to her car. Few minutes later she comes back pissed off as all hell.

    LADY: THIS ISN"T BEER!!!
    ME: "No its soda. I told you I couldn't sell beer, and it says SODA right on the bottle!
    LADY: YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME! I Wanted BEER!!! Give me my money back!"
    ME: ..... I can't do that. Only the manager can. Come back at 8.
    LADY: "Oh I will! Belive me I will!"


    Gah. WTF. How. What. I mean. I'm still confused. How the HELL does anyone get Jones Soda mixed up with beer? I mean its BRIGHT RED.
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  • #2
    She was either A) Already drunk or B) desperate for alcohol. Lol.

    Either way..Wow.

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    • #3
      Wow!! Crazy lady! If she needed a buzz that bad, vanilla extract carries quite a punch...

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      • #4
        i used to love fufu berry...but then it became too sweet for me. still...even when i drank it back in highschool i knew it wasn't beer. that's just messed...did she ever come back?
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        • #5
          Una soda por favor
          Can't drink cervecas anymore
          'Cause if I do I fear I'll fall down on the floor
          Una soda por favor
          Can't drink that anymore.....

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          • #6
            So she's willing to come back early for $1.24? Wow
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            • #7
              Quoth Sightings Reporter View Post
              Wow!! Crazy lady! If she needed a buzz that bad, vanilla extract carries quite a punch...
              She better be careful if she does.

              I remember reading an incident where a bottle of that stuff wound up causing a kid to die from hypothermia and alcohol poisoning.
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              • #8
                Well maybe she mistook it for Rickards Red? It's SORTA red, and the bottles are...sorta similar.

                Then I went and looked up the Jones soda website and my brain exploded. D&D Spellcasting sodas, yo. And Tofurkey & Gravy soda.

                And I though us Canucks were weird.
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                • #9
                  I'd heard of the Turkey & Gravy soda (I'm half tempted to see if I can find some at the grocery store just to try the stuff), but tofurkey?! Eeww.

                  Pomegranate looks good though (mom and I are huge pomegranate fans).
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                  • #10
                    I actually cane across a soda that could really confuse some people.

                    It's called Thomas Kemper Honey Vanilla Cream Soda And this stuff looks like a mid ale. The stuff even pours out like a beer, with a nice head to boot!
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                    • #11
                      Kind of reminds me of the time I picked up IBC Root Beer for my church youth group and my friend's mom exploded because she swore we were drinking beers. She didn't clue in until she snatched the bottle out of my hands and saw the words stamped into the glass (it wasn't labeled).

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                      • #12
                        Quoth lordlundar View Post
                        It's called Thomas Kemper Honey Vanilla Cream Soda And this stuff looks like a mid ale. The stuff even pours out like a beer, with a nice head to boot!
                        OH MY GODS! I need that! I want that! How can I import that? omg!
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                          Quoth Green_Fairy View Post
                          i used to love fufu berry...but then it became too sweet for me. still...even when i drank it back in highschool i knew it wasn't beer. that's just messed...did she ever come back?
                          She did. Not for a return. For a beer. At 7am. Legal beer sale.
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                          • #14
                            Quoth mharbourgirl View Post
                            Well maybe she mistook it for Rickards Red? It's SORTA red, and the bottles are...sorta similar.

                            Then I went and looked up the Jones soda website and my brain exploded. D&D Spellcasting sodas, yo. And Tofurkey & Gravy soda.

                            And I though us Canucks were weird.
                            Yeah, actually, Jones Soda Company was originally from Vancouver, BC, and only moved to the States in 2000. So it's more proof that Canadians (and American Pacific Northwesterners) are weird.
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                            • #15
                              Quoth Bliss View Post
                              OH MY GODS! I need that! I want that! How can I import that? omg!
                              looks like that website ships through the US through UPS. International you have to go through USPS and take your chances though.
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