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  • #16
    I could understand mistaking cola for beer if it was in a certain bottle -- Barq's "classic recipe" version (actual cane sugar instead of HFCS) comes in glass longnecks.
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    • #17
      Quoth RecoveringKinkoid View Post
      Una soda por favor
      Can't drink cervecas anymore
      'Cause if I do I fear I'll fall down on the floor
      Una soda por favor
      Can't drink that anymore.....
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      • #18
        Quoth Arcade Man D View Post
        Yeah, actually, Jones Soda Company was originally from Vancouver, BC, and only moved to the States in 2000. So it's more proof that Canadians (and American Pacific Northwesterners) are weird.


        No kidding? Sweet. It makes a lot more sense now.
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        • #19
          Quoth Plaidman View Post
          How the HELL does anyone get Jones Soda mixed up with beer? I mean its BRIGHT RED.

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          • #20
            I wasn't talking about the can. I have like, six different beers that are red labeled. Jones soda comes in glass bottles. The soda itself a real thick red color.
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            • #21
              Maybe she was hoping it was a wine cooler.

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              • #22
                Quoth Plaidman View Post
                I wasn't talking about the can. I have like, six different beers that are red labeled. Jones soda comes in glass bottles. The soda itself a real thick red color.
                Here you are: Original Red Beer

                Honestly it's sort of brownish-golden, I have never seen a bright red beer.

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                • #23
                  Quoth fireheart17 View Post
                  She better be careful if she does.

                  I remember reading an incident where a bottle of that stuff wound up causing a kid to die from hypothermia and alcohol poisoning.
                  That's not surprising. Lots and lots of alcohol in vanilla extract. I took a glug from the bottle once and all I tasted was alcohol.

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                  Never drank it, but I heard it's some ghastly stuff.
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                  • #24
                    I'm not a beer drinker at all, I just happen to be half-familiar with some of the local brands.

                    I prefer cider myself, but that tends to be almost the same colour as beer, and doesn't come in red bottles or cans. (Mostly black or gold, or some combination of the two.)

                    Now wine is something you would expect to be red. Beer... no.

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