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    I dunno what is with this sports team that we have in...but wow.
    TM: team member
    OTM: other team member

    Coach: Uh...this hot water isn't hot....uh....
    Me: Okay well I can get you some more.
    Coach: uh...see I go it from here...what does this mean? (points to the indicator showing the hot water is low)
    Me: That just means it's low, lemme get you some outa the spicket here...
    Coach: Can I just poor this stuff (water already in cup) in here? (at juice machine, the juice machine isn't a sink! It has a catcher, but we manually have to pour the stuff down our selves.)
    Me: NO! That isn't a drain! Just a catcher! Lemme just dump that for you & get you some fresh water.
    Coach: errrr. okay...
    (get water, hand to coach)
    Coach: WOW THIS IS HOT!
    Me: (wow, duh... *grab cold hot water & begin to refill)

    TM: (kinda looking around the lobby lost with am empty hot cup)
    Me: You need hot water??
    TM: Uh...yeah um...
    Me: (I had JUST spoken to the coach) Well, I am getting more, so can I fill your cup up for you??
    TM: Uh...yeah sure.... (fill up cup) WOW this is hot!
    Me: *wants to slap head*
    Coach: IT'S HOT!
    Me: (wow) *new hot water done brewing, put it out*

    OTM: Uh...is this working?
    Me: Yeah...it's working....Why was it not working before???
    OTM: NO, I just didn't know if it was...working now...
    Me: (huh? wtf is with this team? Use all the brain matter on the court???)

    OTM: uh...I can't get the internet to work...it says my password has expired *holds out smartphone*
    Me: Okay, the pass code was on the outside of your key packet...
    OTM: Yeah uh...I tried that but it says it's expired. *hotelname*7106? (numbers not even close)
    Me: Well, the passcode tells you when you log on that you have to redo it every 24 hours....so it's (hotelname####)
    OTM: oh.... *walks away* thanks....




    WOW
    When it comes to getting things done, we need fewer architects and more bricklayers. ---Colleen C. Barrett---

  • #2
    I can imagine walking by their rooms and hearing them in the showers yelling, "WOW, IT'S HOT!"
    "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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    • #3
      All I can say is . . .

      Here's Your Sign.
      Last edited by DGoddessChardonnay; 01-03-2010, 08:02 PM.
      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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      • #4
        I can just hear that team on the field in a hailstorm....


        Ow! Ow! Ow!
        Hard water! Ow!

        Thanks, Cos
        I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
        Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
        Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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