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Very minor WTF, but if this is how the new year is coming in, I'm unplugging me phone.
*Minor background. I hate using phones, my landline is for incoming calls only. I also live in a very hard to find street, and only one local pizza company can find this house. And that ain't Pizza Hut.*
11:30ish, NYEvening.
landline phone: *annoyingly loud ring*
me: ~@%$, didn't I unplug you? *pick up phone*
lost dude: *strong accented garble* delivery!
me: I didn't order anything today.
lost dude: *strong accented garble* open the door please!
me: No. I have not ordered anything.
lost dude: 99 James Street?
me: No, this is 11 Fred Street, you have the wrong address. *hang up, sit down and swear*
*30 seconds later*
landline phone: *annoyingly loud ring*
me: Aw heck, he's hit redial *pick up phone*
lost dude's boss: Pizza Hut here, we've got a delivery for you.
me: no, no-one here ordered from Pizza Hut today.
lost dude's boss: Someone ordered from this number, for 99 James Street.
me: This is not that address.
lost dude's boss:Someone ordered from this number, can you check?
me: We don't ever get our pizzas from Pizza hut, you have the wrong address.*hang up*
*30 seconds later*
landline phone: *annoyingly loud ring*
me: You're kidding! *pick up phone*
lost dude's boss: Pizza Hut express, We've got a delivery for you.
me: No, no you haven't.
lost dude's boss: Someone from this number ordered pizza.
me:Nope, we never ever get pizza from pizza hut. Seriously dude. And you have the wrong address.
lost dude's boss: but it's paid for!
me: well congratulations, you got some free money.
*hang up*
Seriously? After being told twice you have the wrong number/address, just accept there's been an error recording the details and wait for the real pizza orderer to ring and complain, and provide the _correct_ address!
(Now, if I was hungry and thought they'd find this house...)
*Minor background. I hate using phones, my landline is for incoming calls only. I also live in a very hard to find street, and only one local pizza company can find this house. And that ain't Pizza Hut.*
11:30ish, NYEvening.
landline phone: *annoyingly loud ring*
me: ~@%$, didn't I unplug you? *pick up phone*
lost dude: *strong accented garble* delivery!
me: I didn't order anything today.
lost dude: *strong accented garble* open the door please!
me: No. I have not ordered anything.
lost dude: 99 James Street?
me: No, this is 11 Fred Street, you have the wrong address. *hang up, sit down and swear*
*30 seconds later*
landline phone: *annoyingly loud ring*
me: Aw heck, he's hit redial *pick up phone*
lost dude's boss: Pizza Hut here, we've got a delivery for you.
me: no, no-one here ordered from Pizza Hut today.
lost dude's boss: Someone ordered from this number, for 99 James Street.
me: This is not that address.
lost dude's boss:Someone ordered from this number, can you check?
me: We don't ever get our pizzas from Pizza hut, you have the wrong address.*hang up*
*30 seconds later*
landline phone: *annoyingly loud ring*
me: You're kidding! *pick up phone*
lost dude's boss: Pizza Hut express, We've got a delivery for you.
me: No, no you haven't.
lost dude's boss: Someone from this number ordered pizza.
me:Nope, we never ever get pizza from pizza hut. Seriously dude. And you have the wrong address.
lost dude's boss: but it's paid for!
me: well congratulations, you got some free money.
*hang up*
Seriously? After being told twice you have the wrong number/address, just accept there's been an error recording the details and wait for the real pizza orderer to ring and complain, and provide the _correct_ address!
(Now, if I was hungry and thought they'd find this house...)
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