Cross-Job Fun; Customers Do Odd Things.

[Lots42]

Theatre -

- Why could I make customers understand 'Second door down on your left'? Sadly, 'Next to the big pink thing' worked much, much better.

- I enjoyed the fact customers would sometimes buy boxes of candy, not open them and leave them in the theatre. Free candy.

- Pokemon movies have a mini-movie at the start. With credits. During the credits I got stopped by a patron and asked when the movie was going to start. My brain blacked out the next ten seconds.

Blockbuster -

- I've mentioned when customers rent a Disney movie and a porno flick. I enjoyed when they returned the movies inside each other's cases.

- Many time customers would politely ask me to do something and then completely vanish. The store was incredibly tiny. Where the hell were they? Did they leave and go to Winn-Dixie? It would not surprise me. Ten minutes later, 'GAAAH!' Where the hell did you go, customer? Did Narnia enjoy a noble king?

- Why are you putting the latest Eddie Murphy behind Rambo?

Subway -

- "I'm here to pick up the two-sandwhich special order for Johanssen."
"Sir, nobody here recieved that order. We can make it in two minutes."
"Oh, okay."
I wonder what store did get that order? Or was the order ever made? Did the customer hallucinate it?

I had a seasonal job at a music store. One customer asked me to get the manager; she then complains I abandoned her. How could I, if I was there to be asked to summon the manager?

[Zellie Crescent]

I've mentioned when customers rent a Disney movie and a porno flick. I enjoyed when they returned the movies inside each other's cases.

What the hell was going on in those houses?

[Amina516]

What the hell was going on in those houses?

The princesses ARE kinda hot.....

[Broomjockey]

The princesses ARE kinda hot.....

Plus, I mean, most of them show belly button. Woo!

[fireheart]

Don't forget ariel's bikini

[Can I Help Your A$$?]

What the hell was going on in those houses?

Makin' more babies.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Don't forget ariel's bikini

On the display of portable DVD players at the swamp, they were playing The Little Mermaid during the holidays.

Sadly, I never got to see the part where the priest pitches a tent while marrying Ariel and the prince.

[McGoddess09]

Is it sad that I would rent those two kinds of movies?

However, I would not mix up those two.

You can see the weirdest Disney stuff online. That's what I get for randomly clicking links...

[elsporko]

Yes that is a box of pizza back there. No it is not rude of us to offer you pizza. You are not an employee who attended the Christmas pizza party. You are a client.


Also as a worker at a residential treatment facility for juvenile offenders you basically have to expect odd behavior. I think my favorite is something I didn't witness but heard about. Basically this one kid was always bringing in contraband, to the point that he was given a thorough search even when he was only gone a few hours with his family (since they were willing to give it to him) He knew he would get searched when he got back. This didn't stop him from trying to bring it back, and always getting caught. You would think he would catch on after a few times and just stop.