Om nom nom osmosis

[Hyena Dandy]

Well, I'm a hungry guy right now. I haven't eaten anything in the last 24 hours except a few chips with cheese on them (I dare not call them nachos) and a bit of microwavable mac and cheese.

So, this morning when I woke up, I understandably had a stomach ache.

"Ah-ha!" Thought I, "I shall have some easy mac to cure this!"

I went downstairs, made the easy-mac, and brought it up. Ten minutes later, I was still hungry.

"Odd..." I thought, "I'm usually not hungry by this point."

Then, it occurred to me.

I hadn't actually EATEN it. I still had a full bowl of mac and cheese on my bedside table.






Well done, Hyena Dandy, well done.

[HYHYBT]

I've done that... though I generally forget to get it out of the microwave at all.

One night I put a lasagna in the oven. They take about two hours to cook... so I read a while and so forth, and eventually went to bed. Oddly, it didn't smoke, so it was quite an interesting find the next day

[HawaiianShirts]

I had a roommate pull that one during college. He was boiling hot dogs (because that's the way to cook them in his family, I guess) and left them to simmer while he went back to a video game.

I don't know how long this was. I came home from work after he'd returned to his game. Some time later, we started smelling what I thought was overcooked ham. Suddenly, Roommate yells, "The hot dogs!" and runs upstairs. The water had all boiled away, and the hot dogs were sizzling on the bottom of the pot. They were blackened on one side, but they were still edible.