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    Remote =/= Key

    Other MOD handed me one of our TV remotes this morning.

    Other MOD: "This is from room 1XX."
    Me: "What's wrong with it?"
    Other MOD: "Nothing. The guest just checked out. He left his key in the room and grabbed the remote instead by accident."

    Bonus: Hubby BB

    Hubby was talking on the phone the other day. He started flipping couch cushions around and was clearly looking for something.

    Me: "Whatcha looking for?"
    Hubby: "I can't...where's my phone?"
    Me: silent. He'll figure it out eventually.
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    Quoth bhskittykatt View Post
    Remote =/= Key

    Other MOD handed me one of our TV remotes this morning.

    Other MOD: "This is from room 1XX."
    Me: "What's wrong with it?"
    Other MOD: "Nothing. The guest just checked out. He left his key in the room and grabbed the remote instead by accident."
    Unless you've got those new-fangled "Keyless entry" rooms, eh? Those are so useful when your hands are full. Just point the remote at the door, and it unlocks for you.

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    • #3
      Quoth bhskittykatt View Post
      He left his key in the room and grabbed the remote instead by accident."
      Some people are just stupid.
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      • #4
        Was it a TV remote? I guess it can be thought that they would safeguard the TV remotes in the same way they do keys, because you can steal the TV remotes as easily as you would a pillow. Sometimes they don't attach the remote to the nightstand between the beds. Keys are smaller than remotes, so...
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        • #5
          Quoth bhskittykatt View Post
          Hubby was talking on the phone the other day. He started flipping couch cushions around and was clearly looking for something.

          Me: "Whatcha looking for?"
          Hubby: "I can't...where's my phone?"
          Me: silent. He'll figure it out eventually.
          I've... actually done this when looking for the glasses that I'm wearing...
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          • #6
            same here. AND i had other people trying to help me find my glasses too!
            hah

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            • #7
              Quoth greek_jester View Post
              I've... actually done this when looking for the glasses that I'm wearing...
              I've done that once. But then I've also done the same with my keys.
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