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  • "Is that really your lunch?" --- "... uhhh... "

    Couple weekends ago, I'm leaving to work with my father. We do our daily shopping along the same route that I go to work by, so we go in the same car and he drops me off.

    I decide to take out the garbage to drop off in our garbage bin outside near the car while he checks on the empty bottles to see what can be recycled.

    We both bring our bags outside, and we're talking about little jokes on the way. We get into the car and start driving. When we're almost to work, I look down and notice that I still have a bag of garbage in my hand. Seems I'd taken some trash to work with me. Huh. What would it look like if I get out of the car and enter the building with a bag of trash in my hand. Awesome.
    SC: "Are you new or something?"
    Me: "Yes. Your planet is very backwards I hope you realize."

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    People look at me weird when I order hot dogs with sour kraut and cheese.
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      Quoth ShadowTiger View Post
      When we're almost to work, I look down and notice that I still have a bag of garbage in my hand. Seems I'd taken some trash to work with me. Huh.
      Hah!!

      Thats one of the better ones Ive heard. Lol.

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